March 18, 2021

Anthropologie Has Dildos On Sale and Other Beauty Items (No, Seriously, They Do) Also, Here’s My TMI Story of the Day

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It’s been a week hasn’t it?

We all thought 2021 would bring some new hope for our future. That COVID would maybe disappear, that we learned from Black Lives Matters, that we we’re going to be better people, do better….

So far, it’s a sh1T show.

I swear I try to keep things as light as possible here but it can be hard to write about sales and makeup and beauty when terrible, crappy things are happening in our world.

Today, as the rain pelted down on my office window and I sat here musing about life, the universe, and everything anthropologie.com threw me a curve ball by popping some dildos and vibrators into their beauty section. Hmmm….That’s suspicious, that’s weird…what’s going on over there!

You know this one time I did an order with Spirit of Halloween for some Hocus Pocus decor and I got it but also, in the box, were two dildos. TRUE story. I had no idea why they were sent to me. They weren’t on the invoice and Spirit of Halloween obviously doesn’t sell them so, WTF? I did end up calling them up to say, “Hey, ummm, I ordered some Halloween stuff and you guys sent me some sex toys!” Apparently Spirit of Halloween has a large warehouse of products so they aren’t just selling Halloween they also sell sex toys on their seasonal down time on another website. They told me sorry about that, it was included by mistake and please, for my trouble, keep the dildos. Such great customer service LOL!

Anyway, I feel like we needed a laugh today so there’s my TMI story of the day for you. You either have a great sense of humor and laughed or you’re terribly outraged. Hopefully you laughed.

That being said anthropologie.com does have 20% off dildos….! Just sayin’! LOL!

No, but seriously, they have 20% off site wide! Just sign up for an account for access. No code is needed!

They carry quite a few great beauty brands like Saturday Skin, Youth to the People, etc…!

Enjoy!

And please by all means share your unusual sexy toy stories.

We can all use a laugh because life is way too serious right now.

Be safe my friends, be well, and be the bestest, goodest humans I know you are!

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Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment or follow me on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Bloglovin‘.

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  • Christina

    AHAHAHA! That was too funny of a story. “Sorry, please, for your troubles, keep the dildos.” I would have burst out laughing on the phone.

    • Isabella Muse

      I sat there sputtering out a thank you how kind of you! LOL!!!!!!!! Real conversation: “Oh my gosh! We are so sorry about that! We have another website but all our items ship from the same warehouse and your order was obviously incorrectly packaged but please keep those as our gift to you for your trouble” I was like, “Ummm oh well, yeah, uhhh thank you so much! Very kind of you!” haha!

  • Kimmwc03

    Hahaha! That is some surprise.

    I don’t have a story to share on the Internet; however, I was amazed when Nordstrom started selling similar items. I guess it’s not as scandalous as it was when I was young! 🙂

    • Isabella Muse

      Oh yeah I saw Nordy’s starting to do it too! I’m not really shocked much by it just sort of shocked when it pops under beauty lol! Target and Walmart sell them in store now too! Maybe we’re all bored in the house and retailers are like, “Let’s give them something to do!” LOL!

  • Nanners

    It’s been a seriously rough week for Georgia, muse! I’m glad we can turn to you for a spot of laughter 🙂

    • Isabella Muse

      I can’t even begin to imagine. I hope you’re ok over there. I’m glad I got you to laugh just a little during a really sad time! I thought 2021 was going to be better 🙁

  • kjh

    Laughing so hard I had to turn off the podcast (The Fall Line. Excellent social justice ‘cast primarily about unsolved/doe/underserved and un-identified in the SE USA. Plug, plug.) because I was going to miss critical content! My d story? It’s about this old Mainer who followed his 4 y.o. Into Spencer’s, and the kid found….you guessed it. The whole story only works with the accent and gestures. And there’s the time I Netherlands-googled a Dutch dog breed and the only things that came up were lurid, explicit, suggestive, and large dildesque things. You know,hot, wet. Omg. In English, yet. Nothing about the Smoushond. I was so shocked that I didn’t shut the computer down, I unplugged it in a panic. My computer. Seriously.

    • Isabella Muse

      LOL! wow! I rated a whole turn off the podcast ;-D LOL Oh god Spencer’s was notorious for carrying weird stuff ;-D LOL oh my god! that Dutch story had me rolling around on the floor haha!

  • dia

    I once read that a silicone butt plug makes an excellent wine stopper Just putting it it out there

    • Isabella Muse

      I don’t think they sell butt plugs sadly, only dildos! I guess we’ll all have to stop our wine some other way!

  • Ashley m

    Dildos have been popping up everywhere: Nordstrom, Urban Outfitters, Anthropologie. In their ‘ beauty’ section of all places. People need something to look forward to I guess.

    • Isabella Muse

      LOL! Also, target and walmart! I think they are trying to tell us something!

  • Laurie

    This morning your blog made me laugh and listen to The Barber of Seville! It’s gonna be a great day!

    • Isabella Muse

      Awww Laurie that is wonderful to hear! Enjoy the beautiful opera, savor the laughter, and have a beautiful, wonderful day ;-D

  • Vikki

    Heeeeey why do I never get free dildos with my online skincare orders!! Hahaha! Thanks for that laugh 😀

  • kjh

    Nothing will ever beat the era of the ‘point masks’ for rosy-ing up your or his nether regions that were big in KB/JB a while ago on yesstyle and similar sites. Rosebud, lol. Orson Welles (Citizen Kane ) would be proud.

    • Isabella Muse

      LOL! Ahh yes! I do remember that. I also remember semen nail polish!

  • miska

    Isabella,
    BAHAHAHA I needed to belly laugh and I thank you for sharing that hilarious story. Haven’t laughed out loud since a lady’s story in the Feta Pasta Bake about her pizza making husband leaving the oven door open and running into it! Funnier still is that she said he does things like that constantly. So thank you both for sharing, I didn’t realize how much I needed a good laugh!!!

    • Isabella Muse

      haha welcome glad you laughed 😀 You have to direct me to that post about the husband! ;-D I could use a laugh!

      • miska

        The comment was from someone named MDW and it was from your post about making the viral tomato feta pasta in red lipstick and not burning down the house. The husband made something like ten pizzas, left the oven door open to cool, forgot about it and ended up breaking/bending/shattering it…with himself! I couldn’t help but laugh as I read her comment. She went on to write that he does that kind of stuff all the time. Lol, poor guy seems to be very accident prone. I can relate, I’ve injured myself on every kitchen gadget that comes into my keeping. It’s not truly mine until blood is spilled. Back to food, I still need to locate a decent block of feta to make that pasta dish. My mouth waters every time I think about it!

        • Isabella Muse

          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I thought you meant you read something about this somewhere else ;-D lol! Lord I’m accident prone too! I drop and break everything! I’m too nervous in the kitchen lol! You can also use boursin! It’s not feta but it makes a tasty sauce as well!

          • miska

            Thanks for the boursin alternative. All of the feta that I’ve come across is the crumbly kind, having issues locating the elusive feta block. Lol, it’s like the rare unicorn of cheese! Come hell or high water, I will make this dish damnit!

          • Isabella Muse

            LOL! I know! It’s sort of sold out everywhere! Try Trader Joe! They have nice blocks!

  • Lexi

    That was a hilarious story, thanks for sharing it! Waiting for Hocus Pocus themed dildos next! :p

    I guess people are spending a lot of time at home so need more to do? Lolzers

    • Isabella Muse

      LOL omg Hocus Pocus themed dildos! That has me rolling 😀