April 15, 2020

Are Clickbait Articles Ridiculous or Am I Overly Critical?

Have you ever been on Facebook, Twitter, or maybe even just bring up Yahoo or a news site and come across some overly ridiculous clickbait article? For example, I need the 5 minutes back from life that I used reading an article on Instyle entitled “Who Gave Dakota Johnson the Right to Look This Good Right Now?” She was wearing ratty jeans, a hoodie, and her hair was a bit messy. So, wait, remind me again how is this looking really good right now? She looked like a normal, everyday girl and guess what? That’s completely ok but why make it into something it isn’t? I seriously read this over and was shaking my head the entire time.

“Her enviable hair was perfectly tousled, and her bangs laid at the length that is almost completely unattainable for us normals.” Eh? So, when I step out of my house with a hoodie, messy hair, and jeans does that mean I’m stepping into the realms of being one of the elite versus being one of the “normals”.

Further ridiculousness from the article:
“Based on her head-to-toe look on April 12, it appears the aforementioned memo has not reached Ms. Johnson’s desk, and in fact, she appears to be operating under a completely opposite rule of dress. The actress stepped out of her Los Angeles home wearing an expected, yet somehow (in these times) attention-grabbing look”

WHO THE HELL writes this stuff? She’s operating under a completely opposite rule of dress? How did jeans and hoodie get THIS complicated?

P.S. Dakota, go home girl, why are you walking around LA without a mask ANYWAY? I hope it’s for essentials!

Are these clickbait articles ridiculous or am I overly critical?

That’s my rant today.

What’s yours?

Sound off in the comments!

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  • kjh

    Howling. So right. 15 screens, where the go-on skips around, and you’re likely to segue off to something you really did not want to see..and 20 screens later, most repetitive and meaningless, there is no answer to the come on. WTF?

    • Isabella Muse

      girl that’s a good question. Honestly, I’m only thinking of today not even tomorrow or next month just today. I need to get through this day by day and I’m not thinking of anything else. Never mind by next year we won’t even have a vaccine yet likely and people want to go back on a floating barge of germs? More power to them! Thanks but no thanks! Don’t get me wrong I love cruising but with the current situation why is anyone thinking of taking one?

  • Michelle

    The ones that are offensive to me are the ones that say “Boomers still do this or wear this”, or a bazillion other things. It’s just meant to be flippant, mean spirited and frankly, untrue. I always click to have them removed, but they still pop up pretty often.

    • Isabella Muse

      I haven’t seen those!!!!!!!!! My dad is a boomer and I find any reference to “boomers” annoying because my dad has worked hard all his life. He doesn’t deserved (no baby boomer does) to be flipped off as “boomer” by a millennial. Have a little respect FFS.

  • Kristin

    “WHO THE HELL writes this stuff?” you ask? Some recent PR firm hire who’s coming around to the sad realization they picked the wrong vocation, because they’re getting paid $10 an hour to sacrifice their dignity waxing poetic about the frumpy fashion choices of someone with the on-screen charisma of a wooden plank. (But famous parents; thus we’re supposed to care!)