12 Foot Giant-Sized Skeleton Is Back in Stock for Halloween 2023 and It’s Just Too Damn Early

I would like to say an owner and lover of the 12 Foot Giant-Sized Skeleton from Home Depot that it’s too damn early to bring him back. Yup, Home Depot has launched parts of their Halloween 2023 Collection and as a huge, giant, major, mega fan of the Holiday I feel completely guilt-free saying, “IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY FOR THIS!”
I mean, the good news is if you missed this viral sensation here’s your chance to snag him early but I feel like Halloween has turned into Christmas lately. I’m ok with it popping up at the end of Summer but dude, we’re not even halfway into Spring around here (It’s freezing today!). I’m all about Halloween, I’m all about Fall, it’s my season! I’m a Fall baby but nope and nope on releasing Fall this early. I just posted on Instagram showing some Fall decor I ran across in stores. WHATTT? It’s just too damn early and it’s ruining the season for me.
What do you think about Holidays being so rushed? I used to love when Holiday Makeup Collections would launch end of October. I remember waiting for Guerlain and Givenchy to drop their Holiday stuff very late into Fall and just before the Holiday rush happened. Holiday makeup collections now launch in June and they Spring up with another smaller collection around late October and November again but those are actually Spring launched most times. It’s crazy how rushed everything is. It also makes it seem like you never truly enjoy the Holiday or season because you’re rushing to prepare for the next one.
Well, the good news is Mr Bones is back at Home Depot if you want to grab him before he goes viral again and disappears. The bad news is, it’s way too early to worry about Halloween decor.
