Remember when Julia on Nip/Tuck started selling a La Mer-like facial cream which contained…ahem….semen.

Hell I even read on the Internetz that Cleopatra used sperm in her facial cream and even bathed in it….god I love the Internet for creating incredibly crazy stuff up, don’t you? Cosmo’s Sexy Beauty Secrets Blog even reveals a sperm facial is a fantastic experience…..I will not say anything cheeky, I will not say anything cheeky…Going rate for a Sperm Facial? A whopping $250 bucks but mind you the article was published in 2009 so do you think the sperm facials have went up considerably due to the recession? Gasp, maybe it’s $350 now!� Damn inflation

Yeah well the fact of the matter is there are 100’s of articles in and around the Internet that say spunk in your junk is actually really great for your skin…..

What do you think?

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Fall is coming fast now and I have SO many lemmings it’s hard to keep track of them all! Of course, I have to keep a level head because once October hits I won’t even be worried about Fall anymore, I’ll be on to Holiday and the horrifying endless cycle will repeat itself.

For now I’ll try hard to concentrate on Fall while visions of golden, sparkly Holiday makeup dances through my head.

Fill in this beauty blank…..

I really want the following Fall makeup_________________________.

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As you may already know Target is selling up the last of its Soap & Glory inventory and will shut shop on the brand shortly. Soap & Glory announced on its website that it will be selecting a new US retailer shortly but so far no word on who it might be. We guessed about it a few weeks ago but at this point it’s up in the air.

This doesn’t effect UK’ers as Boots still has inventory on Soap & Glory and probably always will consider England is the brand’s home. However, for US readers, I did want to bring to your attention that ASOS is stocking Soap & Glory products now….

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As a beauty junkie, I always tend to collect more of something. For example I really love concealers and I’m kinda obsessed with ’em! I have the same feeling for eyeshadow as well.

I’ve always wondered though are there beauty junkies that LOVE mascara. I mean are you the type that runs to the store for the latest and greatest mascara? Do you rotate 50 different mascaras? Does such a beauty junkie exist?

Yeah, I spend alot of time thinking ’bout these things something.

If you’re out there mascara fanatics, you might be into the new Hourglass Film Noir Full Spectrum Mascara.

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Meet the new Hourglass Femme Rouge Velvet Creme Lipstick!

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