Beauty Most Unusual: There Could Be Spunk in Your Junk!

Sperm Skincare

Remember when Julia on Nip/Tuck started selling a La Mer-like facial cream which contained…ahem….semen.

Hell I even read on the Internetz that Cleopatra used sperm in her facial cream and even bathed in it….god I love the Internet for creating incredibly crazy stuff up, don’t you? Cosmo’s Sexy Beauty Secrets Blog even reveals a sperm facial is a fantastic experience…..I will not say anything cheeky, I will not say anything cheeky…Going rate for a Sperm Facial? A whopping $250 bucks but mind you the article was published in 2009 so do you think the sperm facials have went up considerably due to the recession? Gasp, maybe it’s $350 now!  Damn inflation

Yeah well the fact of the matter is there are 100′s of articles in and around the Internet that say spunk in your junk is actually really great for your skin…..

What do you think?

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A simple Google search will reveal hundreds of entries for how fantastic sperm is for your face plus thousands of other results showing you where you can buy skincare that features it. Hell, I even came across one site that says they’ll sell you Semen Face Masks and deliver them to your door, disease-free. Wow. Do you think guys just head into the clinic and make a deposit?

Fact is some women swear by it as a cure all for their skin. I’m not so convinced.

Moral of this story is I love pressing your buttons here on Musings and we have ALOT of fun musing topics together in Beauty Most Unusual so sperm is definitely worth our time and our laughs (that is if you’re as immature as I am to giggle when anyone says fart or sperm, etc….).

Tell me what you think.

Would you have a Sperm Facial?

Would you consider using a Sperm Facial Moisturizer?

Or any skincare containing said ingredient?

Dare devils aside what if it really made a difference in your skin?

Would you consider it then?

Go ahead, give me your view on sperm in your skincare!

Beauty Most Unusual? Or a valid ingredient that you’d consider if you seen visible results.

  • 8/12/10 19:45 Melissa W.:

    I think most women have a boyfriend that will be willing to give them a sperm facial for free. I wouldn’t ever pay for that. ;)

    That said, I would never ever EVER in my life use a product that contained someone or something else’s sperm. No. NEVaarrRRRR.

    I stick to my standard Boots moisturizer, thank you!

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    • 8/12/10 22:42 the Muse:

      LOL melissa you DID not just go there girl! LOL i’ll stick to my lush, sperm free and vegan LOL

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    • 4/11/11 0:25 teacherjane:

      haha! kinda gross! but it got me into thinking… hmmm.. =P

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  • 8/12/10 19:52 Marina:

    This has to be the most unusual Beauty Most Unusual post I’ve seen. I’m kind of stunned.
    But to get to the point. Never. Never, ever, ever.

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    • 8/12/10 22:41 the Muse:

      LOL Marina sorries lol had to keep it fresh and exciting :-D

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  • 8/12/10 20:17 xMissxAndristx:

    i have definitely noticed a correlation, my skin is more moisturized and less oily when uh.. ya know… my boyfriend… good times. haha. it has a ton of vitamins and protein and all that junk it in, so it makes sense.

    TMI alert- i have noticed if i rub it in rather than washing it off, the effects are much greater, i.e. no oily-ness and gorgeous smooth glowing skin for a couple days.

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    • 8/12/10 22:41 the Muse:

      oh please andris say you’re kidding LOL!

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  • 8/12/10 20:23 LINDARRAGNAR:

    ahhaha i’ve read that its a great moisturizer for the hands…

    “I will not say anything cheeky”
    ^ this ;)

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    • 8/12/10 22:41 the Muse:

      LOL Linda…hands? LOL better than face right? ha

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  • 8/12/10 20:41 sara:

    BAH HA HA HA HA!!! Musey you never fail to surprise me, haha.

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    • 8/12/10 22:40 the Muse:

      LOL sara :-D gotta keep it fresh and exciting right?

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  • 8/12/10 21:05 Vicky:

    I would never even try a sperm facial I bet it smells!!!

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    • 8/12/10 22:40 the Muse:

      ha vicky ew mental sniff is causing me to dry heave!

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  • 8/12/10 21:29 LNU:

    EW! I’d try every cream on earth, and would much rather try cream with manure in it before I try sperm in my skincare.

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    • 8/12/10 22:40 the Muse:

      LOL LNU actually I beg to disagree I’d rather the sperm than the manure LOL!

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  • 8/12/10 22:34 Kayla:

    what the?! not that it’s gross but who would pay money for it? i mean, you can get an endless supply free…

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    • 8/12/10 22:39 the Muse:

      lol no comment kayla!

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  • 8/12/10 22:59 Lindsay:

    Given I’ve dealt with acne for years & I have tried so many other ‘natural’ cures in the past, ya know the honey mask, green tea, and ew ew the apple cider vinegar, if this REALLY worked I would most definitely give it a shot. & no need to pay for it since I have a boyfriend who’d be more than willing.. I agree with the others, why would any woman pay for such a thing??

    Now, would it be awkward? Totally. Would I really be able to sit with it on my face for more than 30 seconds? Probably not.. But hey, weirder things have happened, so you never know! Some women will do just about anything to look better & I might just be one of those brazen women!

    On a side note; Muse, thank you so much for the email reply this morning! I never thought I’d get such a quick reply from such a busy lady! You’re absolutely fantastic! I’ll be running out for that concealer asap come pay day!

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    • 8/12/10 23:07 the Muse:

      hi lindsay! You’re daring one. pssttt let me tell ya, I’d prob try it to if it it would be some sort of miracle elixir to make my skin all young :-D LMAO! :-D ha agreed, donations from the BF, FREE :-D

      Aww my pleasure! I hope you enjoy it. Right now it’s my HG. That’s saying something since I don’t really put a high regard on drugstore concealers :-D also if possible get the concealer brush from ELF the studio one, it WORKS so crazy good with that concealer :-D

      you’re really sweet to send a thank you comment! xoxoxo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Let me know how it works out?!

      If not we’ll hunt for something else. Also Maybelline is buy one get 1 50% off this week at CVS (ends Sunday) so if you can splurge before pay day may be worth it b/c you can take advantage of the sale :D

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      • 8/12/10 23:13 juli:

        which concealer are u talking about muse? im looking for a good one too! =)

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        • 8/16/10 22:42 the Muse:

          hey juli maybelline dream mousse :D

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  • 8/12/10 23:42 Storm:

    Oh…oh man. The mental smell is making me ill. Where does this sperm come from? This is how I imagine it:

    An entire building devoted to keeping Adonis like men in absolute comfort. A gym through door 2, a room with an decent supply of videos (take one, take a cup), a deal with phone sex operators, and gorgeous women roaming around (to spur the imagination but not to touch). And when the dead is done, they pack the cup in a box to go to the lab.

    Is it wrong to think that the sperm better be top notch if it is intended to go on the face???

    Anyway, I’m NOT game for trying this. I can’t imagine the smell or the ick factor of smearing some random’s sperm, suspended in emollients, on my face. I’m passing on this one.

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    • 8/13/10 10:03 the Muse:

      LOL Storm you have a highly active imagination girl LOL!

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      • 8/13/10 13:03 Storm:

        Made you laugh, though! And dead=deed lol

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        • 8/13/10 13:33 the Muse:

          lol storm :D

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  • 8/13/10 7:37 Emma:

    What? No, no , no!!!!!!!

    Lol girl you crack me up.

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    • 8/13/10 8:20 the Muse:

      hahah emma! :-D

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  • 8/13/10 10:52 mia:

    I wonder what packaging it’ll come in.. hm.

    ;-)

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    • 8/13/10 11:09 the Muse:

      lol nia you thinking what I am?

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  • 8/13/10 13:18 welgunde:

    But the facial described in the cosmo blog only has a distant connection to sperm. Spermine is just called that, because it first was isolated from semen. But every cell of your body and every eucaryotic cell contains spermine. It’s just a polyamine. Nothing fancy. I believe there are quite few biochemist application for spermine, being component of DNA reagants for example.

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    • 8/13/10 13:33 the Muse:

      hi welgunde thanks for the break down and def realized that but the post is for the most part humorous in nature so I wasn’t being serious about sperm facials…..:)

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  • 8/13/10 15:57 Eve:

    So uh, is this why porn stars have great skin? XD

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    • 8/13/10 15:59 the Muse:

      LOL naa eve that would be hardcore makeup artist application skillz!

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  • 8/13/10 17:21 Christine:

    I don’t understand. The west make gross faces when they noticed that the East had pee in their skin care b4 it was a great idea here and they do semen…hmm….

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  • 8/13/10 19:00 Gia:

    Well uhhhh I do notice my face is more smoother/brighter looking after… you know. I’ve also heard it’s good for the hair. Being protein filled and everything.

    Porn stars have awesome skin… I’ve seen a few in person and it’s not just makeup. lol

    But how do they get the ingredients?? Is it like a sperm bank? Or is it more high class sperm? Like do the guys they get it from have to follow a diet? Because they always say how different foods affect the taste and smell. And i’ve spent way to much time thinking about this now. :)

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  • 8/14/10 23:40 Miss Emmi:

    Surely this is something that men made up – “c’mon baby, it’s great for your skin”?!

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    • 8/16/10 12:46 the Muse:

      LOL Miss Emmi yea prob right!

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      • 8/27/10 3:32 nia:

        LOL. it may just be it :P

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  • 8/15/10 11:47 Leah:

    Hell, if it works I’d try it… just get Benefit to put it in a cute pump action (!) tube and call it something adorable…!

    OMG! Ha!

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    • 8/16/10 13:30 the Muse:

      LOL Leah!!!!!!!!! HA!

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  • 11/10/10 19:09 embo:

    pmsl it works i use it once a week

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    • 11/11/10 9:13 the Muse:

      LOL embo! only once!? LOL

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  • 8/28/13 21:05 Vanessa:

    They should call it the new Friends with Benefits. are you ready to become Benefits new ‘friend’ hahahahah

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  • 8/28/13 22:48 Renu:

    I’ve heard of placenta and snail-goo in skin care, but they sound tame compared to this!

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  • 8/29/13 1:45 Kerry:

    Well, breastmilk is supposed to be good for clearing up babies skin, so they might as well put that in a face cream. I would rather try that!

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