Beauty Most Unusual: There Could Be Spunk in Your Junk!
Remember when Julia on Nip/Tuck started selling a La Mer-like facial cream which contained…ahem….semen.
Hell I even read on the Internetz that Cleopatra used sperm in her facial cream and even bathed in it….god I love the Internet for creating incredibly crazy stuff up, don’t you? Cosmo’s Sexy Beauty Secrets Blog even reveals a sperm facial is a fantastic experience…..I will not say anything cheeky, I will not say anything cheeky…Going rate for a Sperm Facial? A whopping $250 bucks but mind you the article was published in 2009 so do you think the sperm facials have went up considerably due to the recession? Gasp, maybe it’s $350 now!� Damn inflation
Yeah well the fact of the matter is there are 100’s of articles in and around the Internet that say spunk in your junk is actually really great for your skin…..
What do you think?
Jump!
A simple Google search will reveal hundreds of entries for how fantastic sperm is for your face plus thousands of other results showing you where you can buy skincare that features it. Hell, I even came across one site that says they’ll sell you Semen Face Masks and deliver them to your door, disease-free. Wow. Do you think guys just head into the clinic and make a deposit?
Fact is some women swear by it as a cure all for their skin. I’m not so convinced.
Moral of this story is I love pressing your buttons here on Musings and we have ALOT of fun musing topics together in Beauty Most Unusual so sperm is definitely worth our time and our laughs (that is if you’re as immature as I am to giggle when anyone says fart or sperm, etc….).
Tell me what you think.
Would you have a Sperm Facial?
Would you consider using a Sperm Facial Moisturizer?
Or any skincare containing said ingredient?
Dare devils aside what if it really made a difference in your skin?
Would you consider it then?
Go ahead, give me your view on sperm in your skincare!
Beauty Most Unusual? Or a valid ingredient that you’d consider if you seen visible results.