Beauty Most Unusual: There’s Something About Bacon

In my past Musings, Bacon plays an important role in Beauty Most Unusual.  Soap, lip balm, floss, and more have had an injection of bacon.

Today, Beauty Most Unusual and bacon come to an all time low with….

A bacon fragrance (thanks to a reader who discovered this one)!

I dunno if anyone wants to actually smell like bacon but if, for some unknown reason, you wish to attract your mate with the smell of frying fat, well, here’s your chance!

Etsy seller, Pinkparchmentsoaps, takes the scent of bacon and produces a solid fragrance with it for dabbing onto your pulse points for that wonderfully crispy eau de swine scent!

Mmmm! Just think how tasty you’ll smell!

Or not….

Beauty Most Unusual?

Hells to the yes!

  • 2/7/11 13:46 Mara:

    That is too funny. No trips to the dog park while wearing this one, huh?


    • 2/7/11 13:59 the Muse:

      lol mara ;-D bad idea ;D!


  • 2/7/11 14:13 Chelley:

    lol… I would always be hungry if I wear that…

    Could you do a review on Everyday Minerals matte vs. intensive formula please?


    • 2/7/11 14:23 the Muse:

      ha chelley ditto! I prob won’t do that hun my skin is dry at the moment and a matte mineral foundation will just come across awful on me 😛 plus I don’t use minerals all that much 😛


  • 2/7/11 14:35 mon:

    At first I thought it was gonna be bacon fat balm or something containing the fat (eww). At least a fragrance is better than slathering pig grease on your body? Still not too enthralled with the fragrance idea though. It would prob tempt me into trying to eat myself…


    • 2/7/11 14:50 the Muse:

      lol mon! ;-D it just overall sounds kinda gross! fat or not :D!


  • 2/7/11 15:07 Maggie:

    Ya know, my boyfriend probably *would* come a-running if I wore bacon perfume :)

    Also, since I know you’re a glitter fiend – have you tried the new Lorac 3D Liquid Lustre? If you don’t have it yet, you seriously NEED it! It’s so freaking sparkly I can’t even deal with it. And it’s eye safe! And only $16, which is pretty excellent considering how little product you need to sparklify yourself!


    • 2/8/11 10:20 the Muse:

      ahh maggie I’m actually testing it out right now ;-D I just swatched on my hand but curious how it’ll look on lids ;D! great minds think alike!


  • 2/7/11 16:54 Chelsie:

    I can’t imagine wearing that stuff when the weather gets warmer. Would it slide off your skin in a greasy mess (or worse!) smell like a package of rotting bacon? That’s not sexy in my humblest.


    • 2/8/11 9:50 the Muse:

      ew chelsie I think I gagged!


  • 2/7/11 19:38 Rose:

    But who is the spokesperson? Kevin Bacon or Miss Piggy?


    • 2/8/11 9:47 the Muse:

      miss piggy Rose ;D! she’s glamourous who better to be the spokesperson for bacon ;D!


      • 2/8/11 9:50 Rose:

        You don’t think she’d umm take it personally? *pictures Piggy doing HIIII-YAAAA on the perfume vendor at the mention of bacon*


        • 2/8/11 10:10 the Muse:

          LOL rose! prob! ;-D lord knows she’d prob feel insulted we even mentioned it ;D!


  • 2/7/11 22:24 Jen:

    Mmmm… bacon….
    They do say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach….. 😛


    • 2/8/11 9:41 the Muse:

      lol jen they do indeed, it’ll make him wild if you smell like bacon LOL!


  • 2/8/11 8:10 amfm:

    I like ‘Mon’ thought the same at first ~ you wrote one heck of great cliff hanger there Muse!
    I loathe the idea personally and the look of it!!!!!!!!!!!


    • 2/8/11 9:35 the Muse:

      ha amfm I don’t anyone can embrace a bacon fragrance ew!


  • 2/8/11 8:27 Annabella Freeman:

    If she comes up with cheeseburger fragrance let me know – James would love it! x


    • 2/8/11 9:34 the Muse:

      LOL!!!!!!! Anna that would be lovely ;-D medium rare with bacon? ;D


      • 2/8/11 9:48 Rose:

        just a cheeseburger in paradise?


  • 2/8/11 12:40 Eleanor:

    I think the pierced eyeball was groser. Maybe it would go well with the up-coming Lady Gaga perfume that you blogged about a while back.


    • 2/8/11 12:43 the Muse:

      mmm blood, semen, and bacon eleanor!


  • 2/9/11 2:11 Kerri:

    That’s just wrong.


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