Ah Betty….girl, you make me smile.
Where else can you get testimonials about your pubes like this one:
“I love it! I have salt and pepper hair and a gray beard. Some gray down there and it’s now black, I can’t wait to shower at the health club and go to my doctor for a check up! I know he won’t say anything but he will think WOW hair so black down there.”
-Ralph, Betty Beauty user
I wanna meet Ralph, I wanna shake the man’s hand for writing that wicked testimonial. You’re ace in my book Ralph! Go on now with your awesome black hair down there.
What’s Betty Beauty?
Hair dye for your pubic hair.
No seriously, it is.
Blue, purple, pink, blonde, black…you name it they have the shade for your, um, betty!
I’ve had a purple streak in my hair as well as a blue. I’ve gotten a little older now so those streaks occasionally pop up on weekends but need to be washed away by Monday however, I can honestly say, I have never gone blue and purple downstairs and…
I’m not sure I wanna!
What do you think?
Are you ready for a bright pink shade of pubic hair?
Don’t believe me?
Visit www.bettybeauty.com than visit with Jennifer Love Hewitt because girlfriend isn’t dying hair, she’s vajazzling it!
Enjoy the testimonials, they are solid gold awesomeness.
I dunno why but I think Betty Beauty and Amanda Palmer comes to mind. Love me some Amanda Palmer, betcha she’s sporting hot pink awesomeness down under. Neil, you are SO getting lucky tonight!