We’ve had some fun around these parts with unusual lip balms haven’t we? Bacon, Tacos, Toilet Bowl (no worries, that isn’t a flavor, swear!) and my personal favorite lip balm flavor, Cheetos (seriously, total sarcasm there, Cheetos lip balm is more along the lines of gag me with a spoon ugh).
It’s been a while since we mused unusual lip balm flavors so today I bring you French Fry.
Yup, you read the title right. Imagine a brush that dried your hair for you as you brushed it.
Or terribly unusual?
P.S. Trashy beach read recs after the jump!
Ok, so I’ve come to the realization I do indeed own too many of those cutesy Pocketbacs from Bath and Body Works. I also realize I’m an utter anal germ-a-phobe so I over use hand sanitizer.
But no worries…
You can use it at your next party or gathering, forget the Tequila, slam back the hand sanitizers (please don’t literally do this!).
Ah Betty….girl, you make me smile.
Where else can you get testimonials about your pubes like this one:
“I love it! I have salt and pepper hair and a gray beard. Some gray down there and it’s now black, I can’t wait to shower at the health club and go to my doctor for a check up! I know he won’t say anything but he will think WOW hair so black down there.”
-Ralph, Betty Beauty user
I wanna meet Ralph, I wanna shake the man’s hand for writing that wicked testimonial. You’re ace in my book Ralph! Go on now with your awesome black hair down there.
What’s Betty Beauty?
Typically, I think, we reach for lip balms to moisturize our dry lips but how would you feel about a matte lip balm?
Beauty Most Unusual?