Beauty Most Unusual

Beauty Most Unusual: Vaseline Marmite Lip Therapy

Vaseline Marmite Lip Therapy

Marmite an acquired taste if there every was one.

You either love it or you hate, or so I’m told. I happen to love it but I’m also positive I was British in my other life.

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Beauty Most Unusual: Chicken Poop for Your Lips

Chicken Poop Lip Balm

When I was a wee one my mum promised to put all sorts of nasty stuff on my nails to stop me from nibbling on them. Those threats never got me scared and to this day I still embrace the very disgusting habit of biting my nails to the nub.

Now I’ve never been threatened with Chicken Poop…

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Beauty Must Unusual: Do You Love Your Umm…Muff?

I Love My Muff

Feminine care products are something I whisper about. I don’t technically discuss it with anyone, I don’t go to the drugstore and ask where I can find them, and I definitely hide them under the bread when I’m at the supermarket purchasing them.

It’s not a case of being embarrassed because I am woman, hear me RAWR but I’m kind of a private person so I’m normally not one for flashing around these items.

It’s Voldemort-like in a kinda “Product who must not be named” way.

That’s why I’m not sure I want to flash around or store anything in my bathroom that has a big splashed label on the front that reads “I Love My Muff”.

Beauty Most Unusual?

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Beauty Most Unusual: There’s Something About Bacon

Bacon Fragrance

In my past Musings, Bacon plays an important role in Beauty Most Unusual.  Soap, lip balm, floss, and more have had an injection of bacon.

Today, Beauty Most Unusual and bacon come to an all time low with….

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Beauty Most Unusual: EyeBall Piercing

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I’m all about defining yourself as a person. After all, it’s what sets us apart from each right? Our likes, interests, the way we present ourselves, how we cloth ourselves or do our hair, and in our case we love makeup and beauty and use it to define ourselves.

Some folks go to the extreme and embrace tattoos, body piercings, modifications, and the likes to make their own statements but there is one that may be a bit unusual….and possibly dangerous.

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Beauty Most Unusual: Mimikaki Sticks

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Mimikaki, not to be mistaken with, well, I won’t say….ha!

No but seriously Mimikaki is an interesting Japanese bonding experience or fetish if you please. Any idea what it is? Well there are even special sticks to perform “Mimikaki” with!

This one could be dubbed Beauty Most Unusual.

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Beauty Most Unusual: Waxing Your Toddler’s Eyebrows

When I was a kid I def had some scary brows going on! I think it was freshman year when I finally hit the tweezers and decided they really needed to be tamed. I’m a woman now and needless to say I keep them as groomed as humanly possible because those bad boys grow like weeds and get a bit scary unibrow-ish if left alone too long.

However, at a tender age my mother NEVER ever decided that it was time to take me to the salon and have my brows waxed!

Take a look, I seen this on Bella Sugar and my mouth was literally hanging open!

This is absolutely appalling. Worst still is the fact that the mother explains the child already had a bad waxing experience and knowing the little girl’s terror decided it was a-ok to do it anyway! The girl proceeds to run and hug her mother after it’s done, I think she should be RUNNING away from her.

Seriously, child services needs to intervene here, some people just don’t deserve to be a mother! By the way the salon that’s doing this and the technician are equally guilty. I’d have said absolutely no if someone walked into my shop asking to wax my young daughter’s brows! Seriously?!

Absolutely Beauty Most Unusual and just terrifying.

What do you think?

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Beauty Most Unusual: Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss

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Can you guess what these are?

Beauty Must Unusual at its best!

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Beauty Most Unusual: Pon Farr Perfume

Star Trek Pon Farr Perfume

I was about 7 years old when I saw my first episode of the original Star Trek series. Since that time I’ve watched and rewatched all of the series so many times that I’m actually uncomfortable admitting that I can actually play a part in some of the episodes considering I know the bloody dialogue so well.

Speaking of Star Trek wanna explore a fragrance that could be deemed Beauty Most Unusual?

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Beauty Most Unusual: Cat Food Soap

SOAP 2010

It’s been such a while between our Musings about Beauty Most Unusual.

I’m sorry. I think you enjoy them as much as I do but it’s been such a busy time wrapping up Summer and heading into Fall 2010 that Beauty Unusual got tossed to the back burner.

But today, today I have a gem of a product for you.

Beauty Most Unusual at its best!

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God, What Is That Smell? Cosmetics That Stink!

Cosmetics that Stink

Thanks to reader Florence for this post who kindly pointed out that one of her lipsticks smelled like…ahem…pee. I haven’t run into that variety of lipstick myself to be honest but lord knows I’ve run across my fair share of cosmetics, skincare, and beauty bits and bobs that do STINK!

I’ve had people tell me that Lush Face Masks smell like….well…perhaps I shouldn’t say that one out loud.

Now I’m talking about rancid, nasty smells here because I know some of you think that cherry flavored and scented lip gloss is the devil’s work. I personally love lipgloss or lipsticks that are flavored and scented nicely…..so I asking you about some really gross, disgusting smelling stuff here and it isn’t cherry honey!

The award for worst offender for me in the smelly category goes to…

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Beauty Most Unusual: There Could Be Spunk in Your Junk!

Sperm Skincare

Remember when Julia on Nip/Tuck started selling a La Mer-like facial cream which contained…ahem….semen.

Hell I even read on the Internetz that Cleopatra used sperm in her facial cream and even bathed in it….god I love the Internet for creating incredibly crazy stuff up, don’t you? Cosmo’s Sexy Beauty Secrets Blog even reveals a sperm facial is a fantastic experience…..I will not say anything cheeky, I will not say anything cheeky…Going rate for a Sperm Facial? A whopping $250 bucks but mind you the article was published in 2009 so do you think the sperm facials have went up considerably due to the recession? Gasp, maybe it’s $350 now!  Damn inflation

Yeah well the fact of the matter is there are 100′s of articles in and around the Internet that say spunk in your junk is actually really great for your skin…..

What do you think?

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Mountain Dew Shampoo and Conditioner

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I’m pretty sure if I admitted to not loving and bleeding Mountain Dew (particularly Code Red) they’d revoke my Geek Membership and I’d be kicked out of my Guild.

Between us, I can’t stand the taste of the stuff but don’t tell anyone ok? I’d lose my credibility as a W0W geek if you spread that kinda news around.

Now if you happen to be a fond lover of Mountain Dew or just a general geek or you need to stay awake long hours at a time while you live your primary W0W life (and your real one wastes away) you might be interested in a little something that Bella Sugar discovered on Etsy.

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Beauty Most Unusual: Wait, What? That Looks Like…..

Jelly Pong Pong Cheek Puff Floral Cosmetic Bag Set 331

As I was happily blogging away about the new Jelly Pong Pong Gift Set yesterday I realized something………

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Best of Beauty Most Unusual

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Gather round kids. I took sometime out today to gather up some of my best Beauty Most Unusual posts that we have all had a good giggle at. If you haven’t experienced Beauty Most Unusual before you’re sure to be in for a treat exploring some of these posts and if you already have perhaps you’ll find a post you missed in this batch.

Sometimes….

Beauty is damn unusual.

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