This resolution is hardly original. But when beauty is involved, we’ll jump on any bandwagon. Too Faced’s new gloss packs wondrous ingredients that promote appetite-normalization. Swipe it on your lips to help kiss those unwanted pounds goodbye.
You read it here first folks. A gloss that’s going to help me lose weight. I’ll take a case. Wait. Better make that 10 cases! Thanks!
I always thought my appetite was pretty normal but this gloss is actually going to normalize it for me! I dunno what that means but it sure does sound super important. It’s also going to melt away any unwanted cellulite on my hips that I may want to rid myself of plus it’s also going to arrange for World Peace.
Can your gloss do that? What? I can’t make this stuff up people. It’s for reals!
The stupidity of the beauty world never ceases to amaze and delight me this is almost as good as the “breath fresher” lipgloss that was released last year!
I love me some gloss but count the Muse doubtful that a gloss is going to make me skinny!
I’ll eat my words later if this actually works or maybe not as I’ll be too full since my gloss is normalizing my appetite for me!