March 12, 2010

Beauty Most Unusual: Cat Fur (For Your Cat?)

I love Asia, I love Asians, I love Asian culture (you won’t find a person that appreciates it more than me!) but even I can admit that some of the products that come out of Asia have me wondering to myself, WTH!?

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Here’s one of my fav products brought to you from Taiwan.

First of all naming anything Cat Fur that has to do with my pubic area makes me shudder in absolute fear. Does Larry Flynt work for the company? On top of that the innuendos prove too much for my feeble little mind to wrap around!

So first off they have the images all wrong as it appears that the before picture of the…ahem…hairy area seems to be neater and more trimmed let’s say and the after area appears to be hairier….so what does Cat Fur grow the hair or does it groom the hair?

In another shot we notice that the hair is actually sticking out of the panties however it appears after Cat Fur you won’t have this problem….for the record my ummm stuff doesn’t stick out of my underwear like that. So maybe Cat Fur grooms up the area…makes it slicker…more refined?

Either way it’s Beauty Most Unusual at it’s very best.

Gotta loves it!

Disclosure: No cats, pubic hairs, or Asian beauty products were harmed during the making of this post. It’s merely a “just for fun” kinda post to make you laugh. Don’t take it seriously and don’t proceed to point out how great this product is because I probably won’t believe you.

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  • Audrey D

    HAHAHAHA! I can’t stop laughing! I’m asian and I can’t quite wrap my brain around this product. Oh man! The things Asians come up with. haha

  • JoElla

    OH MY GAWD! coffee nearly came out my nose!
    Thank goodness I drink a “warm beige liquid”

  • Mythy

    Seriously, Japanese people just love to come up with products/gadgets for every little thing lol
    Oh and I don’t think the pictures are constructed wrong. Remember, Japanese texts are read from right to left ^^

    • the Muse

      hey mythy yup but I thought the commentary is damn funny for before and after reasons 😀 this is Japanese however it’s Taiwanese 😀

      crazy funny none the less!

  • Kate

    OMG that is the funniest thing.

    My anime crazed friend was telling me (after I showed her the bath salts from last week) you can by Naruto themed bath salts. Even the super creepy violent killers have a bath salt! Maybe they are marketed for all the fan girls who happen to watch the show?

    • the Muse

      kate wouldn’t be too surprising. Asia, particularly Japan, is obsessed with the kawaii and most beauty products, foods and such are manga related 😀

      LOL

      • Kate

        I would probably go into kawaii overload if I ever visited Japan.

        Heck, my husband sends me a youtube video and I dissolve into squeals of glee.

        • the Muse

          japan is amazing kate, feels so surreal and otherworldly. at leas that’s how I felt when I went 😀 plus plenty of squealing of delight at the local drugstores LOL!

  • Kristina

    Where do you find some of this stuff!? I’m mystified. And a bit scared. 🙂

    • the Muse

      LOL kristina 😀 I’m a good sherlock holmes type 😀 if it’s weird I’ll find it!

  • Monica

    maybe it’s a gel for that area XD since the ad said it won’t stick up hahahaha

    • the Muse

      lol could be monica. smooths hair or spikes it up…a gel for your pubes LOL

  • kylie

    it is very unusual but i believe this product is suppose to make ur pubic hair more soft and not so prickly…

  • Ulrika

    Haha, the cute packaging almost makes me want to try it!
    Remind me not to shave if i ever plan a trip to Japan lol!

  • Heather / Eyeconic

    I saw this a couple weeks ago and thought it was hilarious too! If only I knew exactly what it’s saying, lol

    • the Muse

      lol heather appears it’s conditioner for your public area according to a reader 😀

      • Amy

        Yeah, it’s “under hair treatment”! The second picture says that there are many different kinds of under hair – chikuchiku or prickly, bakuhatsu or eruption, chirichiri or frizzy, or jungle! It’s an oil you put on your “under hair” to keep it from sticking out of your underwear. I can’t say I’ve seen this anywhere in Japan, but I also never looked for it!

        • the Muse

          hey amy thanks for the translation 😀 It’s a Taiwanese brand so not sure how accessible it will be in Japan!

  • nancy

    next time i go back to taiwan i will for sure check this out!! but how do you use it…?

  • mementomori

    In case you’re wondering what the descriptions say:

    2nd picture from above –

    “so here’s the truth! people are indeed different.
    (pictures of the 4 pubic hair problem types) – ‘scratchy’ type pubes, uneven growth, ‘exploding’ type pubes, ‘jungle’ type pubes…
    touching those would be the W.O.R.S.T.!
    thick oil to be used sparingly”

    3rd

    “for taking care of bristly hair, smells, and owergrowing pubes,
    your pubes won’t escape your panties again!
    (comparison pics with the cats:)
    bristle-like pubes that pierce your pants –vs.– being able to wear sheer, fashionable panties”

    I swear I’m not making this up! : D

    • the Muse

      lol thanks memento! that even makes me giggle harder than before LOL!

  • Nunu

    Haha Muse, I had to send this to my bf to decipher it for me.
    Apparently it’s to make ur pubic hair softer and more “sleek”
    So for those who don’t wanna wax or shave, it makes it better behaved instead of having a fro down there!
    It’s actually described as a “beauty fluid/lotion” and it makes pubes kitty fur soft xD

  • mercedes

    OMG! this is sooooooo funny,but also very confusing!esp. if you cant read the letters

  • Janet

    oh my god, that is hilarious! in one of the shots, the description of the… hair reads “explosion” and “jungle.” LOL!

  • Ashley

    I loled very hard at that last picture. The scruffy cat vs smooth cat comparison is hilarious. Oh Asian inventors, you never fail to amaze!!

  • Susan

    Imagine getting a guy to help you pick it up… and having to describe it to the hapless saleslady. LOL

    • the Muse

      LOL Susan or having that same sales lady maybe yelling for a price check on it!

  • Nia

    Uhm, I must be a bit thick, because I have no idea what it is supposed to be *LOL*

    Like a grooming cream?! But you gotta love the illustrations *lol*

    Thanks for posting this 😀

  • RonyaLii

    I need this so bad . 😀
    i cant belive the fact i survived without it till this moment

  • RonyaLii

    Please, oh please Muse, could you .. em.. review this ? 😀 😀

    i read the description few times , even googled and still have no idea what it do :p makes your “fur” softer ? mm…okey

    • the Muse

      lol ronya I think I’ll skip on reviewing this one. Sorry 🙂

      the fur they are talking about is your pubic hair….hopefully you’re kidding about wanting a review and not getting what it does LOL ;-D read the comments hehe

  • RonyaLii

    well, at least i tried ..
    of course, im kidding 😀 😀 dont have wild bushes in my panties that needs to be softer , haha 🙂

    • the Muse

      thank god ronya I was worried LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!