May 18, 2011

Glo Brilliant Personal Teeth Whitening Device

The Zeno, the Clarisonic, the Opal…

One wonders how much beauty gadgetry do we actually need?

How about a little Beauty Gadgetry for your teeth?


Introducing the new Glo Brilliant Personal Teeth Whitening Device!

This at-home teeth whitening system uses innovative technology to deliver professional, clinically-proven, long-lasting whitening results to teeth.

It promises five shades lighter in as little as five days. Sweet eh?

The catch? You have to sit around with a mouth piece that glows blue but hey who cares? You can make wicked Star Wars Lightsaber noises while it’s in there!

I technically don’t know how long you have to sit around with the mouth piece but it can’t be any worst than holding a Zeno to a wrinkle at the side of your mouth or a pimple on your forehead right? Plus it’s even more comfortable because that Zeno really irks me, my hand starts to hurt after the first 5 minutes yo!

The Glo Brilliant System includes a whitening mouthpiece and a case plus you get:

  • Glo Brilliant Whitening Gels (G-Vials) (10 Pack)
  • Glo Control
  • Glo Charging Dock
  • USB Power Plug
  • Glo Lip Care
  • Glo Travel Bag

Hey, look mom, it has a USB Power Plug! See? You can plug it in and surf the web at the same time!

The real dedication is if you’re willing to shell out $275 for whiter, brighter teeth and $45 for additional 10 pack treatments…plus you’ll have to move that Clarisonic you have sitting on your bathroom sink or vanity around to make room for your new beauty gadget!

What do you think?

Forsake your dentist for Glo Brilliant Personal Teeth Whitening Device?

Hells, no that’s expensive?

Share it!

I admit, I’m tempted to try it out for size!

Available now at

P.S. Do you think Jobs had any hand in the creation? This shiz looks like an iPod…

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  • Courtney

    It totally does look like an iPod! I think I’ll have to pass. Heck, for just a little bit more you can have your dentist do it for you.

    • the Muse

      doesn’t it court? Can I haz musiz while I whiten my teeth? ;-D! True dat! I think my dentist charges $300…. so not too far behind!

  • Cj

    275$… I think I’ll pass lol, that’s kinda steep lol. Does the Zeno thing actually work? That looks interesting 😀

    • the Muse

      let be honest…i have no idea b/c I can’t sit still long enough to actually use the damn thing….seriously…OMG you have to sit for hours with it in place. I have a baby quasar that I never opened for the same reason….do you wanna try it?!

      • Cj

        HOURS?! No thanks lol! I thought it was like a 1-2 minute thing :$

        • the Muse

          LOL it’s not literally hours but they want you to keep it in one place for 24 minutes….and that’s just absurd to me..I can’t sit around holding a light to my face for 24 minutes, no way can I sit that long…!

          • Cj

            Yeah that’s still bad lol I swear I heard of one where you only do it for like 2 minutes, I’m gonna do some googling and find that one lol

          • the Muse

            PLEASe let me know which CJ ;-D b/c sitting around 20 minutes with something on my face is too long lol!

          • Cj

            Ok I found a couple but their kinda expensive… But on the plus side you only have to hold em to your face for a few seconds. One is called Claro IPL acne treatment device and the other is no!no! skin acne treatment system, their both around $180. Still looking for others 🙂

          • the Muse

            cj I’m all over just using lotions and potions it’s cheaper and faster LMAO :D!

  • Melissa

    I got custom molded whitening trays and professional whitening gel from my dentist for $98 the refills are $10, and they really work great. People noticed within about 2 weeks!

  • GLO Brilliant

    Thanks for the write up! Let us know what you think when you try GLO Brilliant. You can find us on Facebook, too, and share photos of your beautiful smile!

    Smile brighter!

    The GLO Team

    • the Muse

      aw thanks guys my pleasure! Looking forward to hearing more about the unit!

  • Laurie

    I tried it when it was on HSN and was not impressed. You’re supposed to do eight minutes three or four ( can’t remember) times a day. I have enough to think about and the couple days I tried it I couldn’t see that much of a difference. ( Others may have had different results if they stuck it out) Mine went back. I prefer my teeth whitening pens. They’re right in my purse when I have coffee.

    • the Muse

      aw laurie..that would be my issue…I just can’t sit still long enough to do that :-/