June 7, 2012

Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips: Use It On Your Lips, Use It On Your Nipples, Go Crazy!

I dunno how keen I am on a product that multitasks not only on my mouth but on my nipples as well. Yeah, you read that right, nipples. Did you just snort like a 14 year old boy? I know my inner teenage boy loves it!

Dr. Lipp Original Nipple Balm for Lips is a natural, rich long lasting moisturizer and gloss all in one.

Take a look because nipples aside, it sounds freaking amazing!

This velvety lip treatment is medically proven to heal minor skin irritation and reduces skin roughness up to 40% within an hour!

Of course, the description that suggests using it on sensitive nipples (for mums) kinda had me yelling out, “Lois, I think I found my kryptonite!” It just makes me all eewwwww why would I want to use it on my nipples and proceed to use it on my lips?

But hey, it really does sound like a miracle. It’s a 100% Pure and Natural and pharmaceutically acknowledged as one of nature’s most effective and natural skin moisturizers. You can use it on lips, ahem nipples, sunburns, scars, calluses, and more. It has a naturally glossy shine and promises to not only cure chapped lips but keep them smooth and hydrated.

Medical grade lanolin is part of the magic here in combating dryness.

All nipple-ness aside I’m kinda curious ’bout this one.

It’s $14.50 and available now at Sephora and Sephora.com

P.S. (o)Y(o) <----I couldn't resist! X-rated macro goodness cira 1994 Microsoft chat rooms, 14400 dial up modem.

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  • Littlecreek

    I held back the snorting until I saw the macro boobies. All was lost after that. As far as the product goes lanolin is amazing at healing skin, I just don’t know about putting something that is glossy on other parts of my body. I guess I equate gloss with stickiness and have to wonder about sticky glossy nipples…..ok, that made me laugh and is probably the most absurd thing I’ve ever typed.

    • the Muse

      hey you gotta laugh sometimes and macro breasts are some funny $h1t! lol! sticky glossy nipples…mmmmmmm! sounds like a pr0n title lol!

  • Amber Joy

    My friends and I in college bought nipple creams from an “adult toy” party and use them as lip balm lol. Best lip plumpers everrrrr! So I’d be interested in this one.

  • Cj

    Hmm.. I never had a problem with dry nipples… maybe that is a woman thing lol?

    Also “glossy nipples” lmao!

    • the Muse

      LOL *hugs* I love you cj…! your nipples are highly hydrated are they? lol!

      • Cj

        Totally. And for some reason I have that “My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard” song stuck in my head now lol

          • Ruth

            damn right, it’s better than yours!

            I read the description and had to do a re-read to make sure that it processed correctly, then proceeded to snort and giggle. this would have to be purchased in sets of two, one for lips & one for nips. don’t forget to lable which is which!

          • the Muse

            humff mine is so much better! as is my ( Y ) <---booty! ;-D EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for the anal people like myself who refuse to slap it on my nipples and than my lips, no, I can't go for that, no can do!

  • Alanna

    when i first read through the post i thought it was a tinted product and i was wondering why on earth anyone would want/need to change their nipple color! ahahahahahaha

    • the Muse

      oh don’t laugh there are tints and creams for making nipples pink in Asia ;D!

      • Alanna

        oh my god i browsed sasa and you’re absolutely right! that’s, uh, amazing really, but not so surprising -_-;;

        • the Muse

          lol! ;-D quite a common cream in Asia, just funny to see something like it marketed in the US ;-D “pink” nipples are a very desirable thing I guess?! ;D

      • Cj

        I wonder if there’s a peach tint… That’s my color this summer lmao! πŸ˜›

  • Sarah S.

    Aw, bummer, all nipple creams seem to contain lanolin (no lanolin for me, thx!) πŸ™ I’m gonna be poppin out a kid soon so I was all excited, lol

    • Lisette

      All nipple creams contain lanolin because that’s one of few things that are not toxic for baby’s to suck on, Believe me, if your breastfeeding, you’ll probably gonna demand to get that f%%^$* Cream,NOW! My hubby needed to go to a drugstore at midnight for a little bit of that stuff.

  • Southern Gorgeous

    So you know Benetint was originally created for stripper’s nipples right? Hahaha!

    • the Muse

      lol what the hell is with all the nipple stuff today? LOL yeah ;-D I had read that on their site lmao!

      • Cj

        Are you serious?……………

        So how weird would it be if I go try and find my benetint sample right now? XD LOL

        • the Muse

          can you take a picture please? because honey, you and tinted nipples it just boggles the mind! lol! you can be an extra in magic mike! just sayin’! LOL!

  • Tammie

    It’s nice that it multitasks I guess, but who wants glossy nips?

    • the Muse

      me, sometimes I like to throw my hands in the air saying ayoooo like at my glossy nipples! Be jealous bishes! ;-D

      • Littlecreek

        This comment made me spit water on my desk. I am getting very weird looks but there is NO way I can explain myself to anyone. Ahhhh nipple posts.

        • the Muse

          i think we should do vagina or fart posts tomorrow, ya keep, keeping it fresh and original. we are sad individuals for being SO easily amused lol!

          • Tammie

            Why not consolidate it into one post about queefs.

    • the Muse

      christmas you’re such a bloody marketing genius! go contact the good doctor and tell him that!

  • Kathleen

    I am loling through the entire comment section! Muse, your first paragraph made me snort like a 14 year old boy! Or girl. I was never mature. πŸ˜‰

  • BooBooNinja

    Booobies! I am going to text that to my bf right now.
    You have made my night. No, my entire week.
    I bow down to your wit, Isabella!

      • BooBooNinja

        Heh heh… so I texted him the macro and when I saw him next, I asked him if he figured out what it was. His response?
        “Boobies and vagina!”
        cue BooBooNinja face-palming herself.
        What a guy.
        πŸ™‚

        • the Muse

          LOL Boo boo! see? you have a geeky boyfriend that understand boob macros, aren’t you terribly proud? ;D

          • BooBooNinja

            Yes, I am… proud.
            Also because the guy also figured out how to text me a macro image of a penis. What a guy.

  • Swims alot

    U guys… Nipple creams soothe sore nipples that u get from breast feeding .I used a European brand but idk if it had lanolin in it. Btw you wipe off any excess before u nurse

  • anon

    Dumb question. Is it edible? Difficult to get flavoured stiff where I am from. Also thinking maybe edible lip balm/gloss can be used. Body Shop has stuff like that?

  • Meshmesha

    Your review & comments are absloutely hilarious πŸ™‚ But believe it or not , such a similar product is readily available here in Egypt since the 60’s and is well know to any women or girl , it’s dirt cheap and is the HG treatment for millions of women here including myself πŸ˜€ But the one I am talking about has Panthenol as the main ingredient , it’s also chemically approved and it’s the BEST hands down for treating lips , heels (…) …etc πŸ˜‰ Don’t believe it , check my review and another Egyptian woman for Panthenol cream at MUA, it’s very popular here πŸ˜€

    • the Muse

      hehe Mesh πŸ˜€ glad you enjoy my odd sense of humor! I’ll looking you up!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-D