July 23, 2012

Beauty Most Unusual: French Fry Lip Balm

We’ve had some fun around these parts with unusual lip balms haven’t we? Bacon, Tacos, Toilet Bowl (no worries, that isn’t a flavor, swear!) and my personal favorite lip balm flavor, Cheetos (seriously, total sarcasm there, Cheetos lip balm is more along the lines of gag me with a spoon ugh).

It’s been a while since we mused unusual lip balm flavors so today I bring you French Fry.

Yes, French Fry flavor lip balm.

You know you want your lip balm with a side of crispy french fries with a sprinkle of salt.

French Fry Lip Balm
, beauty most unusual or are you willing to go there?

As for me, I’ll stick with more traditional flavors….!

What’s the weirdest lip balm flavor you’ve every tried?

P.S. French fries being a major food group for teenagers brought this to mind today…..Attention Inbetweener fans! The US remake premieres on MTV in August. Do you think me should boycott it? I dunno if I can get on board with a us version…! Also better news, the release of the movie is set for September in US theathers (old news if you own the DVD already or saw it in the UK on the original launch).

I dunno how far they can go with the show in the US so I’m kinda skeptical how funny or good it’ll be.

Whatcha think?

About the Muse

Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment.

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  • Cj

    A couple weeks ago my mom came in my room and asked me “Why does this lip balm taste do nasty”

    It was a solid perfume tube.

    • the Muse

      damn you know when we get married your mom and my mom=BEST friends forever! lol that’s something my mum would do! LOL!

        • the Muse

          imma tell ya I was SO damn good. NOT a thing! nothing really shouted at me. Seems weak compared to last year. You?

          • Cj

            Bravo! Im proud of you lol. I wasn’t too bad beauty wise, I got the Clinique moisture surge duo, rinse off cleanser, Sara happ scrub n slip, and my jean queen backups. But clothes wise… I have a problem lol

          • the Muse

            *bows* thank you thank you very much! I saw several pairs of shoes I wanted but nope, was SO damn good ;-D

          • Cj

            Teach me the ways of not spending oh great master! 😛

          • the Muse

            oh pleaze that’s a joke right? of not spending? I have a separate checking account for my beauty purchases lol! I am NOT the master of not spending ;-D

  • Nesita

    I’m a lip balm junkie and I wouldn’t touch that with a ten-foot pole!

  • Stephanie

    oh ew yuck those other ones sound pretty rank too

    i always have 20 tubes of lip products in my bag and you couldn’t pay me to use that

  • Kiss & Make-up

    Oh yuck… I can’t even stand the greasy smell of french fries, so I would definitely not put this on my lips! I only have two flavored lip balms and they taste like watermelon en lime. I think I’ll stick to those 🙂 I have been wondering about Coca Cola flavored lip balm, though… Anyone tried it?

  • Cj

    What’s with all the anti-French fry people? Y’all know you love em. I’m not afraid to admit it! I love French fries and I’m proud of it! Expecially burger king French fries, I could seriously eat those every day. I might get a little chubby but… You’d still <3 me right Muse??

    • the Muse

      pack on all the pounds you want! I’ll love you no matter what ;-D P.S. can totally eat BK fries all damn day! they are so crispy!!!!!! ;D

    • Melissa

      I’m with Kim – Dr Pepper lip smackers is always a fave! I think fry balm would make me hungry.

  • Kimryan8

    Gross. My husband got me the french fry lip balm as a Christmas stocking stuffer. Funny, yes, super gross, yes. No actual smell or taste, just the feeling of gross greasy lips after you’ve eaten some fries.

  • Cat G

    I guess I don’t get very adventurous when it comes to flavored lip balms. I don’t like any of the soda flavored ones or the candy flavored ones. My favorite lip balm though is a vanilla chai tea one that’s amazing.

  • Denise

    I’ve seen some of those when I was in college. My friend made me choose between these weird flavored lip balms. I chose the not-so-weird one, Cola flavor. She had like cheeseburger lip balm in there!