August 2, 2012

Do Not Want Everyday Glo Teeth Whitening Maintenance

Why does Everyday Glo Teeth Whitening Maintenance look like a suppository? Do not want!

Disclaimer: Everyday Glow Teeth Whitening Maintenance was not harmed in the making of this post nor was it shoved, ahem, placed, ahem, slid up anywhere it shouldn’t be sliding up.

Thank you.

P.S. I would tell you about this one time at band camp when someone used a suppository on me but the story is too embarrassing to share. I was a child, gimme a break. It obviously did a number on me because I’m seeing it even now in teeth whitening systems….! Oh the shame!

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Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment.

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  • Sarah S.

    I didn’t even know what a suppository looked like. But I guess I should get used to learnin’ some fings b/c I am pregnant and there’s all kinds of crazy baby doodads and they poop themselves all the time…

  • Kiss & Make-up

    Oh ewww, I first didn’t make the connection but now… 🙂 I’d try this though. I use whitening tooth paste to keep my teeth white, but I always wonder about these teeth whitening products….

  • Emily

    one thought after looking at that container.

    distuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrbbbbbiingg………..

  • Cj

    Lol I know this is an old post n all but it popped up on the “you may also enjoy” thing, but you should totally get the toothpaste from sephora! It’s AMAZING, it actually makes a difference in your teeth and it tastes like strawberry mints lol

    • the Muse

      strawberry mints? you had me at strawberry and mint! <3! I miss you! Seems like ages since we talked! I've been so swamped lately and backed up with comments I haven't had a chance to hey you!