January 28, 2016

Fortune Cookie Soap Fish Fingers & Custard Whipped Cream Review

This was provided to me by a brand for review but all opinions expressed are my own

Fortune Cookie Soap Fish Fingers & Custard Whipped Cream

Fortune Cookie Soap Fish Fingers & Custard Whipped is a limited edition body cream releasing tomorrow with the Fortune Cookie Soap Man With a Box Collection. As you know Fortune Cookie Soap’s limited edition Man in a Box Collection is inspired by Doctor Who so I’m sure, like me, Whovians are running around in circles excited about the launch of this bath, body, and makeup collection. Yes, makeup, they’ll be a limited edition lipgloss that will be available with this collection.

The collection wouldn’t really be complete without a fragrance named Fish Fingers & Custard right? Far from exhausted after his regeneration our introduction to the 11th Doctor starts with a very hyper and peckish Doctor having a young Amelia Pond, his future companion, rustle him up a little snack. Unfortunately, being newly regenerated the Doctor doesn’t quite know what his favorite food is. After a smorgasbord frenzy of foods are tasted and flung out in disgust the good Doctor settles on fish fingers dipped in a creamy custard.


Or funny as Amelia proclaims.

This is introduction of how the 11th Doctor’s personality will play out through three seasons and seven specials. A mad, crazy man with a blue box who at times can be every so slightly serious on a rare occasion.

But I digress, what’s most important now is how does Fortune Cookie Soap Fish Fingers & Custard Whipped Cream smell?

Fishy and sweet?!

I should start by saying one of my favorite body creams of choice would be Fortune Cookie Soap’s formula. I really hate body creams because they make me feel sticky and tacky! I really try hard to get on board with Bath & Body Works and Victoria’s Secret body lotions and creams but they are just too sticky! Yak!

Fortune Cookie Soap’s formula is delightful. It’s a whipped up lightweight cream that isn’t greasy, heavy, or sticky. It absorbs easily into skin, hydrates nicely, and leaves behind a gorgeous fragrance.

In this case, the fragrance would be Fish Fingers & Custard. No, not really! There’s nothing fishy here! Just a gorgeous cake batter-like fragrance that has a creamy vanilla note that’s positively delicious. So delicious in fact that you might be tempted to eat it but please don’t! Notes here include cake batter accord, whipped cream, and a dusting of cinnamon! To my nose, it smells very custard-y and cakey. Truly a delicious fragrance that I’m sure the Doctor would approve of.

Fortune Cookie Soap Fish Fingers & Custard Whipped Cream3

Fortune Cookie Soap Fish Fingers & Custard Whipped Cream4

You’ll be able to get your hands on Fortune Cookie Soap Fish Fingers & Custard Whipped Cream tomorrow (1/29) as well as the entire Fortune Cookie Man in a Box Collection are fortunecookiesoap.com.

Happy Shopping Whovians!

A special thanks to Shannon and everyone at Fortune Cookie Soap for taking my crazy fandom into consideration and allowing me to get an early sneak peek at this collection.

This was provided to me by a brand for review but all opinions expressed are my own

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Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment or follow me on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Bloglovin‘.

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  • Ruth

    one of my favorite lines is still- “you’re scottish, fry me up something!” and the look on little Amelia’s face is priceless!

      • ruth

        Are you The Doctor, Sir?
        Do you fancy Billie Piper, Sir?
        Do I look boovered?

        I haven’t watched this in at least 6 months, it makes me cackle every time!

        • Isabella Muse

          LOL!!!!!!!!! I’m easily amused because that was def one of Lauren Cooper skits every!

  • Missy

    MUST HAVE O_O Oh my gosh, I am sooo excited for this collection!

    PS ~ bad, bad beans xD

  • Cindy

    Oh hell. I’ve never tried anything from Fortune Cookie Soap and YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT THIS!!! lol