May 13, 2016

Finger Licking Good Nail Polish from KFC

KFC Nail Polish

I’m sorry, by now you already know about KFC Nail Polish bit I couldn’t pass up the chance to name a post “Finger Licking Good Nail Polish”. It begged to be published.

Around these parts we aren’t terribly surprised by weird and unusual nail polishes are we? Let’s see! There’s been a jizz nail polish, a booty nail polish, does the new spray on nail polish trend count as unusual? Probably not after jizz and Kentucky Fried Chicken right?

If you’re living under a rock, simply don’t care about nail polish trends, or you’re not a fond fan of KFC you may have not heard of the KFC Nail Polish Collection that’s launching in China. Let’s face it, everything beauty cool launches in Asia including nail polish that tastes like a big old hunk of greasy, crispy chicken.

The new KFC polish is available in Original Recipe and Hot and Spicy flavors. I’m a hot and spicy kind of girl so I’d totally go for that! Plus I really like the burnt orange shade versus the boring beige of the original recipe.

Whether or not the Colonel’s 11 herbs and spices are floating around in these polishes is questionable but they do indeed taste realistically like KFC.

Apparently the formula is preservative free. So, you apply it as you would any of your favorite polishes and basically you can lick or suck your fingers to get the delicious taste of chicken. I can’t help but think how gross this concept is! I mean during the day your hands are everywhere! Licking your fingers isn’t exactly hygenic…

And if you’re on the subway and start randomly sucking on your fingertips questions may arise. Ok, you know what, if you live in New York no one is going to question that because crazier $h1t has been known to happen on the train.

The polishes actually expire fast but the bottle isn’t that big and you’ll likely completely use it up after a single coat on your fingers. But you do get a day’s worth of yummy licks out of each application. Polish goals people, polish goals.

I know it’s Friday the 13th and I think there’s a full moon tonight but this post is not a joke.

Finger Licking Good Nail Polish is available now in China.

Anyone up for a road trip?

We need this in our lives ASAP.

I’m packing as I type this.

About the Muse

Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment or follow me on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Bloglovin‘.

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  • Adrienne

    Come on Muse. You HAVE to be joking. I guess I must live under a rock and someone needs to take that idea about the polish and bury it under several rocks. I had never heard of any of the polishes you named ( and I am junkie) but it provided me with quite a chuckle. We don’t have many KFC’s here so I am not even sure what to expect but I will politely pass. That’s why I visit your site several times a day. Always something new.

    • Isabella Muse

      LOL no joke! It was all over the news last week! pretty funny 😀 It doesn’t surprise me, I’ve seen weirder stuff I guess 😀 lol! I’m glad you got a little laugh out of this and hopefully jizz nail polish as that’s a fav of mine hahaha!

  • amy

    I saw this all over the news last week, and although not one person mentioned it (even on Red Eye), I think this was intended for those with foot fetishes!

    • Isabella Muse

      LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Yup, that’s a possibility lol! But I have this idea that people (sorry anyone who has a foot fetish if I’m wrong) with foot fetishes kind of like nasty, stinky feet not ones that smell like chicken haha!

      • amy

        Maybe for those who want to experiment? I mean, most people like chicken, so what better way to get your SO to give it a go, LOL!

        • Isabella Muse

          LOL sounds like a plan! I like the idea of nail polish used as a fetish toy lol!

  • Dee

    This makes me think of the Yankee candle scent that’s turkey and stuffing. Yuck.

  • Katherine T.

    Ugh, yuck! Maybe if it’s flavored like chocolate buttercream frosting, but fried chicken???