I’m sorry, by now you already know about KFC Nail Polish bit I couldn’t pass up the chance to name a post “Finger Licking Good Nail Polish”. It begged to be published.
Around these parts we aren’t terribly surprised by weird and unusual nail polishes are we? Let’s see! There’s been a jizz nail polish, a booty nail polish, does the new spray on nail polish trend count as unusual? Probably not after jizz and Kentucky Fried Chicken right?
If you’re living under a rock, simply don’t care about nail polish trends, or you’re not a fond fan of KFC you may have not heard of the KFC Nail Polish Collection that’s launching in China. Let’s face it, everything beauty cool launches in Asia including nail polish that tastes like a big old hunk of greasy, crispy chicken.
The new KFC polish is available in Original Recipe and Hot and Spicy flavors. I’m a hot and spicy kind of girl so I’d totally go for that! Plus I really like the burnt orange shade versus the boring beige of the original recipe.
Whether or not the Colonel’s 11 herbs and spices are floating around in these polishes is questionable but they do indeed taste realistically like KFC.
Apparently the formula is preservative free. So, you apply it as you would any of your favorite polishes and basically you can lick or suck your fingers to get the delicious taste of chicken. I can’t help but think how gross this concept is! I mean during the day your hands are everywhere! Licking your fingers isn’t exactly hygenic…
And if you’re on the subway and start randomly sucking on your fingertips questions may arise. Ok, you know what, if you live in New York no one is going to question that because crazier $h1t has been known to happen on the train.
The polishes actually expire fast but the bottle isn’t that big and you’ll likely completely use it up after a single coat on your fingers. But you do get a day’s worth of yummy licks out of each application. Polish goals people, polish goals.
I know it’s Friday the 13th and I think there’s a full moon tonight but this post is not a joke.
Finger Licking Good Nail Polish is available now in China.
Anyone up for a road trip?
We need this in our lives ASAP.
I’m packing as I type this.