Sherlock is back and better than ever on PBS Masterpiece Mystery and I feel it’s my duty as a Sherlock fan girl to bring you the news of the new Fortune Cookie Soap Sherlocked Collection that includes some highly-functioning sociopathic bath, body, and beauty goodies.
So, Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!
Holmes Fortune Cookie Soap
Traditional rich, warming tobacco blossom wrapped with caramel and notes of mandarin, honey, rose and and peppermint embodies Sherlock to a T in the form of this FCS.
My Dear, Watson Body Wash
Elementary! Solve crimes, blog about it, and forget your pants with a blend of fresh, just picked garden greens and basil accented with sparkling lime.
Moriarty Whipped Cream
In a world full of dry skin, the one with this whipped cream is KING! Moriarty is a compelling blend of lavender, bright verbena, sicilian lemon, creamy heliotrope, amber, white musk and garden mints. It will burn the heart out of you.
Frienemy Lip Balm
A spicy cinnamon rice pudding lip balm that you simply can’t do without and when it’s gone, you’ll be left wanting more. It may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that it’s one of them.
Mind Palace Leave-In Conditioner
Tea leaves with bergamot zest, lemongrass, juicy mandarin, white peach, and tropical mango that will clear your mind and theoretically never forget anything!
Deerstalker Solid Shampoo Bar
It’s no longer just a deerstalker solid shampoo bar, it’s THE Sherlock Holmes Solid Shampoo Bar. This signature scent combines rich brown sugar with sweet, ripe fig, and french vanilla buttercream.
Mr. Blue Skull Bath Bomb
This bath bomb replica can adorn your tub just like Mr. Blue Skull adorns the living room of 221b Baker Street. Enjoy the scents of powdery amber, ripe black raspberries with dark plum and warm vanilla extract.
Cumberbitch Perfume Oil
Do you have a deep fascination and love for the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage and on-screen actor who is named Brendadirk Cramplescratch? No, no wait – it’s… Blendedbridge Pumpkinpatch. Show off your proud fandom with this perfume oil that exudes sexiness of juicy McIntosh apple and ripe pomegranate infused with freshly picked orchids and cashmere musk.
221b Baker Street Foaming Hand Soap
Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway. SH. Put this foaming hand soap in your guest bathroom (or keep it hidden for yourself) and cover your hands in the aroma of fresh cotton, white blossoms, patchouli, magnolia, hyacinth, and plum.
Not Your Housekeeper Carpet Deodorizer
More like your landlady, dear…but this carpet deodorizer certainly tidies up the place with a fresh floral blend of jasmine, hint of pear, peonies, cotton blossoms and lily of the valley. For carpet, area rugs, and cars: sprinkle powder on carpet, let sit for a few minutes, then vacuum. For fresh smelling shoes: sprinkle a little inside shoes and let sit overnight.
The Fortune Cookie Soap Sherlocked Collection is available for a limited time at fortunecookiesoap.com.