Gotta keep it real around here so, when I saw Kim Kardashian pop up on every single beauty site yesterday with her new pierced manicure I had to type aloud the thought that everyone was thinking about but possibly was scared to ass, I mean ask. How does one, to keep it G-rated, perform intimate bodily functions with pierced fingernails.
Aka wipe your A$$. Oops I said it.
I like to do a beauty most unusual post every now and again around here like KFC Sunscreen, replacing your hair conditioner with fabric softener, eyeball piercing…yeah, if nothing at all I like a good slice of the unusual in my beauty world.
Something you have to love about the beauty world is the amount of diversity and variety. There’s just so many new trends that pop up daily some of which are impractical, others that are incredibly innovative, and others that are potentially just weird.
Kim displayed her new “pierced” manicure on Instagram yesterday and of course, the Internet being the Internet, it spread like wild fire across a slew of different sites particularly popular beauty ones and even magazine sites like Allure and Teen Vogue. Everyone wanted to sit down, stare at the screen, drool from the mouth, and talk about how fantastic Kim’s manicure was. Some did touch on the topic about how it might be impractical as well.
I keep my nails short and I envy anyone that can go longer because I can’t chew gum and walk at the same time. Having long nails is impossible for me! I feel like I can’t type correctly, can’t use my phone, and just about everything suddenly becomes harder when my nails are super long. I think the last time I had long nails I was in high school. Anyone that can do daily tasks with longer nails gets an award because I’m jealous.
Now think about me with long nails with dangling hoops at the tips. I’d really get absolutely nothing done. How does one perform the simplest of tasks when you have dangling hoops from your nails? Getting dressed? Doing your hair? Makeup? Performing other, important doodies.
Props to Kim if she can get through her busy daily life with dangling hoops from the tips of her nails.
WHAT about you?
Could you embrace this manicure and actually get things done easily or would you find it a chore?