April 20, 2017

It’s Summer, I Think I Need a Star Trek Bathing Suit

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It’s almost Summer! Bikini and bathing suit weather is upon us. Geeks swim too, which means I need a Star Trek Bathing Suit ASAP.

Dude, thinkgeek.com just launched an entire array of Star Trek Bathing Suits and my Trekkie good nature freaked the eff out.

P.S. They have Next Generation Bathing Suits as well! Because you know, that Wesley Crusher crush you’ve been nursing all these years will finally come to fruition if you struck around in a maroon one piece, take a selfie, and tag Wil Wheaton or better still have a Korean couple moment and be all matchy match with Wesley. Remember when Wil was cute and bed head and beards wasn’t part of his daily routine?

Sorry, it’s not makeup but nerds unite and all that.

P.S.S. Journeys.com has Looney Tunes Converse, you’re welcome.

And by the way, meet my new boyfriend, Mick Tongraya. Oh my gorgeous. You’re so welcome for today’s eye candy. Whatever you do don’t watch Karn La Krang Neung…Nai Hua Jai, he cries a lot in it. If you can get past the sniveling he does take off his shirt a lot to make up for all the sobbing. Consolation prize! By the way, that ink is not real!

Disclaimer: No Trekkies, Thai boys, Wil Wheatons, or bathing suits were harmed in the making of this post.

Happy Thursday!


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  • Christina Tran

    You crack me up. Another crush? LOL! He is pretty handsome!

    • Isabella Muse

      Haha those Thai boys…..ahem, but isn’t he though? I’ll share 😀

  • Andi

    I saw the Star Trek suits and I caved on the Captains “tankini” top. I usually wear a long sleeve rash guard, but needed something better to go underneath so I thought it was perfect! I’m such a geek too!

    • Isabella Muse

      THANK GOD! I’m not alone! I got cough ahem cough two shades cough cough. yellow and maroon one piece 😀

  • Ruth

    you’re not supposed to get the red one!! we all know what happens to the red shirts!

    • Isabella Muse

      I’m sorry Wesley fan girl for LIFE! Also, it’s maroon, not really red! Escape plan in there!

  • Lisa O’Neill

    Omg! If I was younger, I’d totally be rocking a Trek suit!!

  • Silvia

    Lol! Just posted on FB (from a friend) a meme saying just flew in United Airlines. One captain with his shirt ripped off shoulders telling the other one. I think I’ll pass in this one.