January 10, 2018

Beauty Most Unusual: You Kissed What?!

It’s been a very long, long time since we touched on the Beauty Most Unusual category and today I have the perfect excuse to do a post in this beloved section of my blog but first a little about me.

I don’t drink. I’m not a wine person or a beer one or even a hard liquor one. I’ve been drunk maybe two times in my life one time it was actually unintentional as I didn’t realize the amount I was drinking and it made me quite loopy. Yeah, loopy that’s a good word for what happens when I get drunk. I’m the type of person that does silly stuff like wanting to remove my clothes and run around naked when my wits aren’t about me.

That’s why I could possibly see something like what you see below happening to me if I was drunk. Because I’m a silly drunk and I have this odd feeling something like the below photo would likely happen to me on a dare.

They say you have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince but a toilet bowl?

So, yeah, how did this happen!? Was it a dare? A drunk girl or guy? Something else!? Maybe a Ghoulie from 1985 that’s wearing lipstick!? How does lipstick get on the inside of the toilet anyway? These are the types of questions that keep me up all night twisting and turning.

How DO YOU THINK it ended up there?

And most importantly where’s the weirdest place your lipstick has ended up?

Me? I’m boring so, I would guess the rim of a teacup is the strange place my lipstick has been.

Image source: Twitter @Clawhumour

About the Muse

Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment.

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  • Deb

    Oh Muse, I was eating breakfast while scrolling through this post. Give a girl some warning next time…LOL!

  • Carol

    OMG! I have an irrational fear of toilets so even looking at this photo makes me cringe! I have no idea how in the world this would have ended up there or who in the world would do such a thing! And why??? Does the person know how disgusting and germ-ridden a toilet is? This is beyond gross and obviously someone was extremely drunk or extremely high or extremely nuts! (I’ve been drunk in my life once or twice and would NEVER think of doing this even if I had 10 drinks!) Where did you find this photo? Did you take it or was it posted somewhere?

    • Isabella Muse

      likewise. Public toilets scare me! It was posted on twitter! via @clawhumour

  • Sarah

    At least the toilet looks clean! That’s…that’s definitely a positive.

    But my money is on drunk, haha! Honestly, if I were imbibing and I got a little too festive kissing a toilet bowl is one of the things I might do.

    Thank God I don’t drink.

    • Isabella Muse

      LOL I fear I might be the person to do it also! I’m a silly drunk!

  • Christina D.

    Ewww…let’s hope someone photo-shopped a lipstick imprint onto a toilet pic.

    BTW I don’t drink either, not a drop. I’m a weight-lifter and gym rat and alcohol is poison. Heck, I worked in the music business for the better part of 20 years through the ’80s and ’90s and never, ever did drugs (not even a joint).

    In any case, this photo, if real, should be warning enough!

    • Isabella Muse

      I think I’ve been drunk twice in my entire life and do not drink/smoke etc…! Working in the music industry and not smoking at the very least a joint is impressive! You should be proud of yourself 😀 LOL I was thinking it was photoshopped too but I guess I’ve seen stranger things!

    • Randi

      I don’t drink either. Not a drop as well. I never come across non drinkers in real life. I’ve never been drunk in my life. Thankfully, my wife doesn’t drink either. However, most times we feel like social outcasts since we are in the minority.

  • Kimmwc03

    It’s interesting to read all these posts about people who don’t drink because I’m not a drinker but it seems like everyone else around me is. I’ve actually never been drunk in my life!

    This photo is gross! I can’t imagine myself ever doing something like that. When I get loopy I just say stupid stuff.

    • Isabella Muse

      it all tastes like nail polish remover to me. A lot of my friends drink as well with dinner/socially. I’m the odd man out. It’s not a bad thing but it feels weird when you’re out socially and everyone has wine in front of them and I have water with lemon lol! ;-D lol I DO stupid stuff!

      • Colleenie

        Me too! I thought I was the only one. People have said to me, “Oh, you just have to get past the taste.” But pretty much every single alcohol tastes exactly the same to me—it all tastes like cooking wine. So, I don’t drink either (and have never been drunk). I figure that leaves me more money to spend on beauty, haha!

      • Lorrie

        My 24 yo daughter is going through that, she stopped drinking last year. This past Christmas and New Years was very hard for her. All her friends drink. I told her not to let it bother her. They’ll have a hangover in the morning and she won’t 😉 I didn’t do drugs at her age but did drink, still do, so I know what shes going through. I wish bars/restaurants would have more non-alcoholic drinks but alcohol is their cash cow so most don’t bother.

  • Dee

    I’m sitting here with my mom and trying not to laugh because then I would have to show her this picture. And I just can’t.

  • Robin

    Yea!! I’m not the only never drinker never smoker!! I always get strange looks when I tell friends I don’t drink or smoke or do drugs. Nice to know there are more of us out there in the world!

    I’m hoping photo shopped or somehow it’s a sticker? Hopefully NARS or Urban Decay dont see this cause you know:2019 – it’s here! Lipstick that will last 30 hours AND you can kiss a toilet and still have a matte finish!!!! Lol

    • Isabella Muse

      One of my best friends smoked recreational (not cigarettes) and she drove me up a wall with it. She made my clothes smell like dirt anytime I hung out with her and her boyfriend. Drove me up a wall and I’d always get the side shark eye that I wasn’t into it. So, I totally can relate to the “strange looks” 😉 LOL omg lol yeah that’ll will happen I bet!

  • Lori Flippin

    No. Just. No.

    All I can picture is Mr. and Mrs. E. Coli and Family getting a free ride straight to the gut of whoeverdid this. LOL Yuck!

  • Joyce

    The germophobe in me is screaming! Best case scenario…it’s her own new toilet that was just installed and she’s excited…worst case scenario…*shudder* drunk dare on a public toilet.

    I also don’t drink anymore – alcohol tastes terrible to me too!

  • Yen

    Haha omg! I don’t even know how that could happen! I drink on special occasions, but don’t smoke or so drugs. I don’t even get drunk enough to do silly stuff. Haha my being drunk just leads straight to throwing up and feeling sober again. I’m a lightweight at just one drink. I really wonder how a person’s head would fit that far in and if their hair stayed dry hahaha