Pretty Vulgar Cool AF Lava Water Foundation ($39) I mean that’s the coolest name ever right? I dunno which is cooler! Throwing around AF in a foundation name or calling “lava water”! There’s so much going on here my head hurts.
Not to mention the packaging looks like a bottle of my favorite Agent Provocateur perfume! I feel the need to throw my hands up and shout Yaassssssssssss! Come through Pretty Vulgar Cool AF Lava Water Foundation!
Ok, let me put back my inner early twenties girl and get back to discussing this like an adult.
But seriously, I’m convinced this is the coolest foundation evers. Which it probably isn’t but let me savor this moment.
Pretty Vulgar Cool AF Lava Water Foundation launched this morning at Sephora along with a new Glitter Dust All Over Glitter Powder Spray and a Flawless Wand Foundation Brush. For a sec there, I was concerned Pretty Vulgar was headed out the door since the entire line was on major clearance over at Beauty Bay during the Memorial Day weekend.
Guess not! As Summer 2019 launches are here and as cool AF.
Available in fifteen shades Pretty Vulgar Cool AF Lava Water Foundation is a new full-coverage formula with a matte finish and a cooling light formula that’s lightweight and contains Lava Water a natural resource that helps to improve the condition of your skin as you wear while providing environmental defense.
Don’t you sometimes wonder where everyone gets all these exotic waters like glacier water and lava water and deep sea water. I mean, I’m picture a little helicopter hoovering over Mount St Helen and some guy dangling on a ladder with a big ladle scooping up precious lava water. I technically don’t know what lava water is and I’m assuming it comes from a big old volcano because that makes it cool AF and all.
This also contains Charcoal Powder as well as hyaluronic acid which aren’t as dangerous to locate as lava water.
I admit the packaging is the big draw for me. It reminds me of all my Agent Provocateur fragrances. It has the same shape. Really quite elegant looking!
If Lava Water in your foundation formula sounds like something you need Pretty Vulgar Cool AF Lava Water Foundation is available now for your purchasing pleasure.
As for me? I just want people to tell/ask me, “OMG Your skin looks amazing what foundation do you use?” and I call tell them It’s Pretty Vulgar Cool AF Lava Water because that sh1T just sounds awesome to say doesn’t it? I’m pretty sure it gives me street cred at being cooler than I technically am.