I Kind Of Miss That Aggressive Bath & Body Works Experience
Hey you guys! I sort of missing going into Bath & Body Works. You know me I’m a chronic complainer about shopping Bath & Body Works and Lush in store because sometimes you get thee most aggressive sales people ever. Lush is notoriously bad lately. I went around the Holidays and it was so crazy I had to race out without buying anything. I don’t typically like the Lush in store experience anyway! The idea of people touching bath bombs, soap, etc…picking it up to sniff it, putting it back, it just feels like a really gross environment to me. I tend to order from Lush UK about 95% of the time but I’ve been known to wander in store occasionally. I can even be convinced to purchase items that aren’t touch like shampoos or shower gels. But man, Lush employees have really become super aggressive! They piratically put stuff in your cart for you! Bath and Body Works is notoriously aggressive as well. It just makes you want to run and hide!
But I’m kind of missing Bath and Body Works right now. I really want to smell some of the new stuff like Boardwalk Taffy. I mean, I can totally blind buy it online but 1. Did I tell you how cheap AF I am when it comes to paying $5.99 shipping? $50 lipstick I’ll take it! $2 shipping? Forget it. Irony. And 2. Do I need one Boardwalk Taffy? Do I need several because the scent is ridiculously good!? I’d love to be able to sit and sniff it like days the normal days (which were only three months ago but feel more like three years ago).
I keep seeing all these people in Florida and Kentucky wandering around their Bath and Body Works stores and I’m feeling the jealous over here! I’ll even take the aggressive sales reps! Bring ’em on!
P.S. Uhhh hello? Who’s watching Penny Dreadful City of Angels because we need to discuss how good it is and how cute Daniel Zovatto and Sebastian Chacon are!