I Never Knew Who Chris Lang Was Until TikTok….

So, when you’re hibernating in your house all day you find things to do. I’ve re-organized my pantry about three times now (I had cans of soup from 2015 in there! I considered not throwing them out because they might hold the key to the cure for corona!). I’ve painted three of my bathrooms. I’ve waxed all the wood floors on four occasions. I’ve tossed out all my old spices (why do I have spices when I don’t even know how to boil water?). I’ve watched too much TV. I’ve played way too many video games. I’ve read. And sadly, I have spent way too much time on Tiktok. Like most people my age during quarantine I’ve discovered the absolute waste of time that is Tiktok. I can’t begin to describe how funny, sad, and ridiculous it is.

One of the weirdest phenomenons of Tiktok is it seems to double up as a dating app. You got your millennials showing their abs off, silver foxes trying to snag a sugar baby, and of course, there are the Chris Langs of the world.

Who’s Chris Lang?

So, I listen to a lot of different music. I mean, I am everywhere. Metalcore, 80’s, 50’s show tunes, you name it, it’s probably hanging out on my playlist. From Jesus Chris Super to Baba O’Riley to the X-Files theme song there’s just something for everyone in my playlist.

You know what’s not? Country music. I love the Man in Black but I consider him a folk artist so, he’d be the only one that remotely comes close to Country music on my playlist. No hate if you love country music. I just don’t. It’s not my thing. It’s like listening to someone scratch their nails on a chalk board.

Until Tiktok…..

Everyone uses the Chris Lang song What’s Your Name? as the national anthem of “Hey, I’m single!” introductions. Now that damn song is stuck in my head.

“So what’s your name? Where you from? What’s your drink when you get drunk? What’s your sign? What’s your song?”

So, let’s switch it up a bit:

• What’s your skin type? Dry in the Winter but a bit more combo in the warmer weather.
• What’s your foundation type of choice (Cream, powder, liquid, or fluid)? I tend to like fluids as I don’t wear a lot of foundation so the lighter the better!
• What’s your concealer of choice? At the moment, none! All natural here! But typically, I use Tarte Shape Tape on most days and if I’m going a bit lighter YSL All Hours Concealer. This changes often though as I seem to always switch up and try new concealers.
• What’s your lip product of choice? Gloss or Lipstick? I’m a lipgloss girl!

Wanna play?

Answer all of the above! If you want share your favorite products you use as well!