February 15, 2021

I Spent Nearly Two Hours Waiting for Jamie Dornan To Tell Me He’s a Bee

I’d like my money back please for watching Wild Mountain Thyme on AppleTV. Also, I’d like to be paid time and a half for watching it. Who do I need to contact for my refund and payment? Jamie Dornan? Emily Blunt? Jon Hamm? Tim Cook? Someone give me a call. k, Thanks!

Has anyone watched Wild Mountain Thyme?

Spoilers ahead.

I just want you to know I spent an hour and about 15 minutes waiting for Jamie Dornan to explain why he couldn’t propose to Emily Blunt and the reason was…..

He identifies as being a honeybee.

I don’t care what your pronouns are or how you identify! I love you no matter what.

However, I do want the time of my life back I spent watching this disaster of a movie because I have so many questions. What was the point of this movie? I don’t get it.

Jamie spends all of the movie running from Emily Blunt and her love for him since childhood. She finally corners him and asks him point out why he doesn’t return her affection. Is he still in love with his childhood sweetheart? Is he gay? Is he not attracted to her? He admits, in tears as it’s more dramatic that way, that he thinks he’s a honybee.

Wait, what happened now?

I mean, he doesn’t act like a bee aside from one part in the movie when he’s still a boy and he takes a big old sniff of a flower and he gets pollen on his nose. Well, there is also this part where a bee is in his house and he catches it in a glass and let’s it loose outside! So, he is sympathetic to his fellow bees…!

Maybe the moral of the story is he thinks himself mad and he doesn’t want to hook his star to Emily Blunt’s for fear that madness will ruin the relationship?

I’m still so confused.

I just want my two hours back and my $5.99!

Thanks so much!

Anyone watch it?

I need to talk so someone about this ASAP.

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  • Cindy

    I was going to see this movie until I saw some reviews. Fuggedaboudit! And WTF??

  • Jane

    Well, huh. I don’t have Apple TV so it’s not like I was at risk of watching this soon, but I am NUTS about pollinators (I frigging hate sunflowers, ugliest flower in the world, but my bees love them, so I put them in) and I would have totally gotten this on disc later without thinking about it. Thank you for the heads up. (Identifies as a honeybee, seriously? No. No, no, no, no).

  • Kimk

    What the actual he!!? I’m s skipping this movie… not even sure f it were free would I spend an hour and 15 minutes of my finite lifespan on that! Thanks for the warning!

    • Isabella Muse

      it’s actually 1 hour 42 minutes but you have to wait for like hour and 15 minutes before he reveals he’s a honeybee!!!!!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • kjh

    Some pretty heavy hitters for this dreckola. Maybe it improves when you’re high, like Fantasia. If BITD I didn’t watch My Mother the Car, I’m in little danger, despite hot Jon Hamm. I’ve been thinking that ‘What are your pronouns?’ is a tough opening gambit for those of us who barely survived ‘What’s your sign?’

    • Isabella Muse

      ok I had to google My Mother the Car because that one threw me off haha….! Haha what’s your sign is more a pick up line! “What are your pronouns?” is a completely different and deeper level of how a person identifies.

  • Ashley myers

    Movie critics gave really harsh reviews of this movie, they said the accents were terrible! The trailer looked confusing. You have to pay to watch it? Forget it.