I Spent Nearly Two Hours Waiting for Jamie Dornan To Tell Me He’s a Bee
I’d like my money back please for watching Wild Mountain Thyme on AppleTV. Also, I’d like to be paid time and a half for watching it. Who do I need to contact for my refund and payment? Jamie Dornan? Emily Blunt? Jon Hamm? Tim Cook? Someone give me a call. k, Thanks!
Has anyone watched Wild Mountain Thyme?
Spoilers ahead.
I just want you to know I spent an hour and about 15 minutes waiting for Jamie Dornan to explain why he couldn’t propose to Emily Blunt and the reason was…..
He identifies as being a honeybee.
I don’t care what your pronouns are or how you identify! I love you no matter what.
However, I do want the time of my life back I spent watching this disaster of a movie because I have so many questions. What was the point of this movie? I don’t get it.
Jamie spends all of the movie running from Emily Blunt and her love for him since childhood. She finally corners him and asks him point out why he doesn’t return her affection. Is he still in love with his childhood sweetheart? Is he gay? Is he not attracted to her? He admits, in tears as it’s more dramatic that way, that he thinks he’s a honybee.
Wait, what happened now?
I mean, he doesn’t act like a bee aside from one part in the movie when he’s still a boy and he takes a big old sniff of a flower and he gets pollen on his nose. Well, there is also this part where a bee is in his house and he catches it in a glass and let’s it loose outside! So, he is sympathetic to his fellow bees…!
Maybe the moral of the story is he thinks himself mad and he doesn’t want to hook his star to Emily Blunt’s for fear that madness will ruin the relationship?
I’m still so confused.
I just want my two hours back and my $5.99!
Thanks so much!
Anyone watch it?
I need to talk so someone about this ASAP.