God Damn It The Peeps Have Finally Infiltrated the Makeup World ABORT ABORT! PULL BACK TROOPS!
I knew this day was coming! I’ve spoke about numerous times in the past! The Peeps have finally infiltrated the makeup world! We’re ALL DOOMED! This has been coming for a while now and I’ve been watching, waiting, and preparing for P-Day and it’s finally arrived.
The Peeps are here.
Our time on Earth is very limited. They pretty much invaded everything else! Coffee Creamer, Milk (Yes, there’s flavored Peep milk), toys, candy, shower gel…they have slowly and steadily invaded every corner of the market and you know what? They aren’t seasonal! They aren’t here for Easter and gone within a month! Absolutely not. They come around Halloween and they come around Summer in jolly watermelon flavors….! They are everywhere and now they are in the makeup world.
Believe me when I say one day you’re going to wake up and there’s going to be a President Peep! It’s just a matter of time.
This Spring there invading our makeup world with the HipDot Peeps Pigment Palette and Hipdots Peeps Makeup Sponge Set! Awww so cute you’re all saying and thinking but wait, they have an evil agenda and it’s to take over the world!
HipDot Peeps Pigment Palette $16
A Peep eyeshadow palette with a hidden agenda that contains six sugary sweet pigments! Beware! This is the beginning of the end!
Hipdots Peeps Makeup Sponge Set $24
An army of small Peep makeup sponges anxiously awaiting the hostile takeover of YOUR FACE!
BEWARE THE PEEPS!