Short People Demand Better Wraps and If We Don’t Get Them We Riot!
Good Morning!
Actually, by the time this hits the Internet it’ll be around 12ish EST. I had an outdoor yoga sesh at 6 this morning aka stupid o’clock for yoga and it was glorious! But I have rants…I think my biggest pet peeve with outdoor yoga is the dewy grass. I’m probably the only one sitting there grumbling about putting my mat on wet grass. I dwell on it so much that I’ll get home and proceed to bitch about it to my boyfriend (and I’ll text my sister about it and my best friend) “The grass was wet…it made my mat wet…it was sort of slimy…” He literally sits there rubbing my back, nodding, and “mmm hmms” at me and which point he proceeds to ask, “Did you absolutely die because of it?” And I realize, wow, I’m kind of ridiculous!
High maintenance girl problems.
My other rant is wraps! I hate you wraps…!
I particularly hate you Athleta Harmony Wrap! You make me look like Professor Snape! Which I’m not complaining about because when I grow up I wouldn’t mind pursuing a career in the dark arts but for after yoga you make me look ridiculous.
I see all these glamorous woman at yoga shrugging into their wraps after a session and they look so chic and here I am with it dragging behind me. I’m tempted to wave my wand at all those women and shout Evanesco!
WHY ARE YOU SO LONG WRAP and why am I so short? Leggings aren’t the only issue we short girls have! We need better wraps too dammit!
I swear all us short people are starting a petition to demand better wraps that don’t look like wizarding robes and leggings that actually fit without 2 feet more of fabric.
Who’s with me?
🙂
Fashion rant over.
Have a wonderful day you beautiful short and tall humans!