Why Is Paco Rabanne Phantom Eau de Toilette The Bestest Thing Ever Since Dennis DeYoung Sang Domo Arigato Misuta Robotto?
Someone literally woke up at Paco Rabanne headquarters one day and said get the marketing team we’re going to make a new men’s fragrance and pour it into a robot shaped bottle! And that my friends, is how Phantom Eau de Toilette came about. I mean, the meek aren’t technically going to inherit the Earth! It’s the damn robots that get first dibs! I know these things! I watched Terminator!
As a life long Styx fan and a complete nerd for robots I’m being honest when I say that Paco Rabanne Phantom Eau de Toilette speaks to my soul and reminds me of a Transformer. Hell, I might break out and start singing You Got the Touch now! It may or may not sound like the Dirk Diggler rendition!
Some small, tiny part of me wishes there was also a women’s version available that comes in a pink robot bottle. I’m so sorry but I’m a princess and a pretty little pony that likes all the pink things!
But sadly, we only have a men’s version for now. Not that I’m averse to wearing a men’s cologne especially one with these notes.
Paco Rabanne Phantom Eau de Toilette is a warm, spicy blend of energizing lemon and vetiver, with creamy lavender and woodsy vanilla. I feel like I need this. I do right? I need a robot perfume in my life. Eh but hey, if the robot isn’t doing it for you I would recommend that big old stuffie bear that Jeremy Scott is shilling to us!
Paco Rabanne Phantom Eau de Toilette is available now.