This Is How I Really Feel About Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara
I noticed that Too Faced started injecting a little Better Than Sex Mascara into their daily social life again. I see you Too Faced! I know your evil master plan! The seasonal makeup trends are shifting slowly this year but whenever we creep into a new season Too Faced likes to throw a little Better Than Sex Mascara into our universe to freak with our minds. It’s their perfect marketing master plan to make us think about buying a new tube of Better Than Sex Mascara even when we don’t want or NEED one. If we see it enough we’ll be conditioned to want it.
For some reason Too Faced is like that girl (ME!) wearing a neon green eyeshadow shade who happens to be convinced it’s her perfect shade of eyeshadow! That’s Too Faced! Simply sitting around crowing about about how great Better Than Sex Mascara is when it’s really not all that and a bag of chips. They really think they have something here. No offense at all if you’re a lover of Better Than Sex Mascara but I happen to be convinced it’s one of thee most over hyped about mascaras in the beauty world. And Covergirl Lash Blast…Oh and Maybelline Great Lash! Who the hell is wearing Great Lash? If you are we demand an intervention!
And P.S. It is so not better than sex…!
All seriousness, I do not understand the joys of Better Than Sex Mascara. It does absolutely nothing for my lashes. I mean, the formula doesn’t clump thankfully and it doesn’t leave me with weird, spidery lashes but it also doesn’t do much in the ways of volume and length for me.
It’s just a crappy mascara that set me back $27 bucks.
But like all good marketing sometimes I’ll get re-drawn into those Too Faced social posts or advertisements enticing me to believe that a mascara is better than sex. And some smart part of me is like, “Maybe I should give it another chance!” like a girl actively seeking out the one man that’s completely toxic for her but she can’t stay away from.
Thankfully, my logical side steps in with a big hell no.
And this, my dear friends, is how I really feel about Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara. I fart in its general direction.