January 26, 2022

No, Billie Eilish Eilish Eau de Parfum Doesn’t Smell Like Teenage Wasteland

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The single most annoying thing about being a Who fan is when people find out you’re one and proceed to say, “Oh yeah! I really dig them too! That song Teenage Wasteland is epic!” And you’re either one of those people that doesn’t like to correct others and just sits nodding and smiling only to later slam your head on the table in front of you or you’re bold enough to defend your favorite band’s song and tell them, “I think you mean Baba O’Riley!” I typically hate correcting people so, I smile, grit my teeth, and do the slamming of the head later.

That bridge will forever alter the title of that song. Do they regret it as much as I do?

Speaking of Teenage Wasteland if you thought the new Billie Eilish Eilish Eau de Parfum was gonna smell like teenage wasteland, teen spirit, or teen angst you’d be wrong.

I think we can all say that Billie has is seriously talented and initially, we may have chalked her up as another disposable teen musician but in reality, she’s and her brother are incredible artists. That being said a fragrance from Billie came unexpectedly for me.

As alt as Billie is the idea of her sitting down and creating a “celeb fragrance” really threw me for a curveball. I do lump Billie into a more alternative personality. She’s different, doesn’t flow the normal flow of Hollywood and celebs, her music isn’t really mainstream, and I can’t really picture her to agreeing to do anything related to beauty.

But how wrong I am because here we are with a new Billie Eilish Perfume! Did you think that would happen? Because I didn’t.

And did you think it would get such ravings reviews? Because I didn’t.

Eilish Perfume initially launched back in December on a branded website and sold-out super fast and remained sold out for several weeks after the initial launch. Word on the street is this smells amazing! It’s an amber gourmand with many people saying it gives off a chocolate-y vanilla vibe.

It does contain an initial blast of mandarin and berries with sugary floral petals and a creamy vanilla heart with spices and cocoa with a woods, warm musk drydown. I haven’t smelled it yet but it’s likely going to be a blind buy for me shortly since it launched at ulta.com finally. You know I’m a lover of gourmands so, of course, I need to try this for myself.

I was being cheap and didn’t order this off the Eilish website because I didn’t want to pay shipping. It always does my head in that I’m willing to drop hundreds of dollars on luxury fragrances but ask me to spend $5.95 on shipping and I’m like, “Um no thanks!”

I’m very happy that it’s now at Ulta.

Expect a review soon of the new Billie Eilish Eilish Eau de Parfum.

Has anyone smelled it yet?

Your thoughts?

Do share!

Where to buy

Ulta

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About the Muse

Isabella MuseIsabella is just an average everyday geeky girl who doesn’t blend her eyeshadow correctly, wears too much blush, and hopes she never finds her holy grail products because she likes the thrill of the chase so much. Her mission is to bring you super honest reviews on makeup, skincare, fragrance and all things beauty. She’s in no way an expert on the topic and she sure as hell isn’t a super model. But she’s passionate about makeup and is seeking like-minded individuals that like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and ones that enjoy spending hundreds of dollars at Sephora without feeling buyer’s remorse. If you’re that person feel free to reach out and leave a comment or follow me on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Bloglovin‘.

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  • kimkats

    YAS!!! God, I hate people who call the song Teenage Wasteland!!!! It’s called Baba O’Reilly! GAH!!!!! I’m betting they regret the bejeebers out of having that bridge in there…. Best. Rock. Album. Ever. And I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise….

    Good to see you back, Muse! I was getting worried that you were sick or sumthin…. Haven’t smelled this, but if that’s really the bottle… Ugh. that’s worse than the old JPG ones, even tho I liked the juice, I just couldn’t deal with the bottle.

    Out here in the fields,,, I fight for my meals… I get my back into my liviiiiing…

    • Isabella Muse

      LOL me too. I hate correcting people so I just smile and nod like a dumb ass when people call it that. Who’s Next has some of my favorite songs on it. Goin’ Mobile is the ultimate ear worm for me! No not at all thank goodness I’ve been blessed and haven’t been ill through all this. Is it weird I sort of wish I got it already? Just to build up my immunity a bit as I’m really concerned if/when I do get it that it’ll really throw me down as I really have been out of the people loop and don’t really see too many friends/family during this crazy pandemic. It remands me of the KKW fragrance bottles! and for sure the Jean Paul Gaultier vibes are real! I don’t need to fight to prove I’m right I don’t need to be forgiven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe sing it!

  • Rina

    She has a history of loving fragrance, ELDO being one of her faves. I’ll def give it a sniff but gourmands aren’t my fave. The bottle reminds me of vintage DK.

    • Isabella Muse

      I saw her favorite Etat Libre d’Orange she did a list of. I didn’t realize she had a long history of loving fragrance though! Cool! Which DK?? I love a good gourmand 😀

  • Catherine

    I had no idea that she came out with a new fragrance! I agree, it does seem to be out of her perceived image, but I am all about people expanding their horizons in whatever way makes them happy (asi know you are). And given the description, I am absolutely going to buy this. Once again Muse, thanks for spending my money by sharing your knowledge with us. Lol. Can’t wait for your review and if I get mine before you post, I will let you know my thoughts.

    And btw, I love your fragrance posts and have quite the collection thanks to your recommendations. So thanks for posting!

    Please stay warm and safe this weekend, as it appears your neck of the woods is in for quite the storm.

    • Isabella Muse

      Hey Catherine! I love the fact she’s somewhat reinvented herself lately not only with this fragrance release but just in general she’s become more of an adult lately and less of an “emo kid”. I think she’s in a good place in her life right now. She’s truly come into herself! I can’t wait to check this one out and if you do before me I’d LOVE your thoughts! Oh wow! thank you! That’s a super compliment 🙂 Yes, indeed, lots of snow coming! I will absolutely be starting warm and cozy 🙂 You do the same if you’re in a colder area!