Is There a Special Jail for Buying a Pioneer Woman Shower Pouf?

Question. Is there a special jail for buying a Pioneer Woman Shower Pouf? Do I go straight to jail if I purchased something like that? I wouldn’t do it obviously. I’m just asking for a friend.

I did it. Sorry?

I mean, can I use the excuse it was pretty? Also, my boyfriend had literally just given me a pack of watermelon Hi-Chew and I ate like six of them even though he said, “Don’t eat a ton of them! They make you hyper!” He really meant to say, “Don’t eat a ton of them because you’ll end up at Walmart buying the Pioneer Woman’s Shower Poufs!”

Listen, I’ll use any excuse in the book for this purchase. ANY! I don’t normally visit Walmart but when I do I buy shower poufs from Food Bloggers turned TV Food Personalities. I don’t know if I should feel guilt, regret, or shame.

I’m leaning towards, “This thing was pretty! I regret nothing!” How’s that? I’m keeping it too because it’s actually not a bad shower pouf! If you’re feeling the need to jazz up your shower so it feels more like you’re living that Little House On The Prairie fantasy with Almanzo sliding into the shower to scrub your back I’d highly recommend a trip to Walmart to grab this pouf.

That is all. Have a great day you beautiful humans!

P.S. I’m almost positive I’m going to be super clean using this because Ree Drummond had a hand in making this!