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I have a kinda weird crush on Bruce Willis. I really loved The Fifth Element, my geeky good nature really loved the corn supplied in this film. Delicious.
Recently I heard that Bruce Willis is going to do a little something unexpected and my crush kinda died.
Ummm yeah so Bruce Willis is releasing a line of beauty products (is beauty a good word to use?) that will be “extremely masculine and, starting from ingredients through to design” according to the Bruce Willis fan site. Well, there isn’t anything wrong with man grooming however “extremely masculine” isn’t something I commonly associate body wash and deodorant with.
Bruce Willis’ collection will be a line that consists of cologne, hair and body wash, deodorant, and aftershave balm. I just wanna throw it out there that Bruce doesn’t really HAVE hair so maybe he shouldn’t go the whole hair route right? I’m thinking this collection will kinda be like what Paul Newman is to salad dressing. You know…you walk down the aisle at the drugstore and see Bruce’s smiling face on a deo…..a la Paul’s face on a salad dressing at the supermarket or a jar of salsa, or a jar of spaghetti sauce…..yea…I can see the success in all this.
That’s my news of the day and I’m sticking to it.
I hope you got as much enjoyment hearing about it as I did because I smirked a time or two while typing this up.
Bruce, can’t WAIT to see your new body products! Going to tuck some in my dear old da’s stocking for Christmas so he can reap the rewards of masculinity.
Bruce Willis for your man?