I’m pretty sure if I admitted to not loving and bleeding Mountain Dew (particularly Code Red) they’d revoke my Geek Membership and I’d be kicked out of my Guild.
Between us, I can’t stand the taste of the stuff but don’t tell anyone ok? I’d lose my credibility as a W0W geek if you spread that kinda news around.
Now if you happen to be a fond lover of Mountain Dew or just a general geek or you need to stay awake long hours at a time while you live your primary W0W life (and your real one wastes away) you might be interested in a little something that Bella Sugar discovered on Etsy.
From Etsy user, Digitalsoaps:
A geek’s dream existence: Wake up at noon. Wash hair with soda. Wash body with video game controller. Open bag of Cheetos. Play video games. Fight zombies IRL. Sleep. Repeat.
Now I gotta say, if I could live my life everyday with a bag of cheetos while playing video games and fighting zombies, I’d be one happy camper. Seriously? Zombies? IRL? Yes, please, sigh me up! I don’t even need the Cheetos, just give me a big machine gun and some Zombies…..oh wait, I can’t, I forgot, Zombies are people too. Damn.
Moral of this story is that Digital Soaps sells refreshing shampoo made with a Mountain Dew scent (is your inner geek screaming?) each bottle contains 530 mg of caffeine which they say is absorbed through the skin. I’m hyper enough, don’t need to add to that equation. And how the hell is it absorbed anyway?
Hell, they even have a matching conditioner so they are obviously targeting the female nerds here.
If Mountain Dew Shampoo and Conditioner isn’t doing it for you, you can check out caffeinated soap bars shaped like your favorite game controller, Pepsi Shampoo, or even rock it old school with Tetris shaped soap.
God, I love this shop so hard right now.
Visit the Digitial Soap Etsy Shop to get your geek on.
Tell me whatcha think?
Any geeks out there?
For the record, I want a Code Red Shampoo and Conditioner set.