Urban Decay The Revolution High Performance Lash Curler Some Scary Shiz!

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  • 7/14/11 21:49 Courtney:

    LMAO, this made my day.

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  • 7/14/11 21:51 Becky:

    that is hilarious!

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  • 7/14/11 21:53 Brittany:

    LOL, too funny!

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  • 7/14/11 21:54 Paris B:

    Hahaaa I laughed and laughed when I saw this one – excellent :D

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    • 7/15/11 9:39 the Muse:

      ha thanks dear!

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  • 7/14/11 22:01 Nalini:

    Ha! These pics are tooo cute! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day! :D

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    • 7/15/11 9:38 the Muse:

      glad you laughed Nalini ;D

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  • 7/14/11 22:11 Jillybean:

    LOL i love it! can’t wait for your review!

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    • 7/15/11 9:38 the Muse:

      coming soon jilly ;-D

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  • 7/14/11 22:18 Dana:

    Thank you for giving me such a hardy chuckle. But now I must have the curler more than ever. I love how it looks. And I can never fit all my lashes into a regular one a lot of the time.

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    • 7/15/11 9:38 the Muse:

      ha my pleasure dana glad you laughed! it’s damn interesting for sure!

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  • 7/14/11 22:22 Pattie:

    I love the photos! So cute! I <3 toy story!

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    • 7/15/11 9:37 the Muse:

      ;-D pattie!

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  • 7/14/11 22:31 clementine:

    Have I ever told you I love your random references? Because I really do.

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    • 7/15/11 9:37 the Muse:

      ha thanks clem ;D

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  • 7/14/11 22:36 Dovey:

    LOL! Where did you get all the alien toys from toy story??

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    • 7/15/11 9:37 the Muse:

      bucket o’ aliens from Disney ;-D hehe. They have them in adventureland shops…it’s a HUGE bucket full of the little guys Dovey ;D

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  • 7/14/11 22:38 dangster:

    lolololol, this is the most hilarious post ever!

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    • 7/15/11 9:37 the Muse:

      hehe dangster how are you long time no comment :)

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      • 7/15/11 14:52 dangster:

        Oh I’ve just been crazy busy with work and school, but I always make time to read your blog :)

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  • 7/14/11 22:48 lola:

    it sure looks very painful lol

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  • 7/14/11 22:49 lola:

    it sure looks painful lol

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    • 7/15/11 9:36 the Muse:

      I haven’t used it yet lola ;-D but the aliens didn’t complain too much! haha

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  • 7/14/11 22:52 Jess:

    Oh..my..god. When I saw this, I choked on my tea and squealed like I have never squealed before!! This is so cute! and that curler is uberfreaky looking.

    Oh and new horror movies coming out sooooon!

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    • 7/15/11 9:36 the Muse:

      haha jess ;-D!!!!!!! the curler itself can used in those movies lol!

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  • 7/14/11 23:00 Rita:

    LOL Muse!! I cracked up when I saw those pictures! If I didn’t know it was an eyelash curler, I would have thought it was a strange looking wrench or something! I can’t wait to read your review on it.

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    • 7/15/11 9:36 the Muse:

      lol rita ;-D weirdest design ever for a curler so innovative!

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  • 7/14/11 23:01 Lulee:

    this is the single greatest post i’ve ever seen on a beauty blog.

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    • 7/15/11 9:35 the Muse:

      ha lulee ;-D

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  • 7/14/11 23:08 Tammie:

    Lol!!

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  • 7/14/11 23:13 Erika:

    That is funny yet fitting as hell!!! I LOLd thx!

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    • 7/15/11 9:35 the Muse:

      ha erika my pleasure glad you laughed!

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  • 7/14/11 23:19 tiny:

    OMFG! I LOVE THIS POST LIKE OMFGGGGGGGGGGGx1000000000000000000!

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    • 7/15/11 9:35 the Muse:

      haha tiny!

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  • 7/14/11 23:26 the beauty alchemist:

    Ha, when I saw this yesterday I thought the same thing. It looks a little less scary once you really look at it but it’s quite a design. Haven’t tried it though, have you ?

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    • 7/15/11 9:35 the Muse:

      not yet ;-D haven’t had a sec to really sit down and use it but will do so shortly ;-D kinda strange isn’t it?

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  • 7/14/11 23:40 LINDARRAGNAR:

    I’m disturbed Muse! hahah this is so funny!!!!

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    • 7/15/11 9:34 the Muse:

      hehe Linda ;D!

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  • 7/14/11 23:54 Maggie:

    Oh, man, this made me laugh so hard :D My boyfriend thought it was hilarious, too. Posts like this are part of why I heart your blog so very much.

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    • 7/15/11 9:34 the Muse:

      aw shucks thanks maggie glad you guys had a laugh!

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  • 7/15/11 0:09 darae:

    LOLLL o man i was lol badd :P
    genius~

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    • 7/15/11 9:51 the Muse:

      ha darae glad you laughed!

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  • 7/15/11 0:19 Mia:

    Haha thanks for the laugh Muse, this was one of my fave scenes from toy story! This does looks like a scary tool, are you gonna to do a review on this claw eyelash curler? I really like the sleek black design.
    BTW have you smelled The Body Shop Lychee Blossom, its a new summer scent and I think it smells amazing.

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    • 7/15/11 9:51 the Muse:

      absolutely mia review upcoming hun! the design is so VERY ud ;-D Nooooo! I haven’t been in TBS in a while, will hit there today at lunch and have a sniffle, thanks for the rec chica!

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  • 7/15/11 0:28 M.A.C.nunu:

    “The Claw. Oooh”
    Bucket of aliens is awesome.

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    • 7/15/11 9:50 the Muse:

      damn straight nunu ;D

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  • 7/15/11 0:37 melissa:

    LOL! i expect a review on this very soon!

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    • 7/15/11 9:28 the Muse:

      absolutely melissa ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 0:44 Christine:

    I about chocked on my own spit when I saw this…too funny!

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    • 7/15/11 9:28 the Muse:

      haha christine ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 0:47 MEOW:

    the last picture is super cute :D

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    • 7/15/11 9:28 the Muse:

      the curler eats him up meow ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 1:16 Maggie:

    HAha! Leave it to you to cheer me up after a long day at work. I look forward to your review on this–I’m seriously considering purchasing.

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    • 7/15/11 9:28 the Muse:

      ;-D maggie!

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  • 7/15/11 1:30 Angelica:

    This is why I love you, Muse!

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    • 7/15/11 9:27 the Muse:

      MWAH love ya back angelica ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 1:41 Kelly:

    Rofl. Those pics are teh win.

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    • 7/15/11 9:27 the Muse:

      ha thanks kelly!

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  • 7/15/11 1:41 Ashley:

    Awwww the Aliens<3

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    • 7/15/11 9:27 the Muse:

      it’s “da” aliens ashley ;D! lol!

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  • 7/15/11 2:19 Christine:

    Laughing out loud!!

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    • 7/15/11 9:27 the Muse:

      glad you lol’ed christine ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 3:13 Biba:

    Oh, noooo! Run. little monsters, run!

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    • 7/15/11 9:26 the Muse:

      LOL biba ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 7:42 Terri B.:

    HILARIOUS!!!!! :)

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    • 7/15/11 9:26 the Muse:

      hehe terri ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 7:46 Makedonka:

    LOL … you are just brilliant, my dear. :D

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    • 7/15/11 9:26 the Muse:

      haha makedonka glad you laughed!

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  • 7/15/11 7:52 Anitacska:

    Hahaha, these pictures are so funny! Especially the last one! :D

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    • 7/15/11 9:26 the Muse:

      ;-D!

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  • 7/15/11 8:09 Tala:

    OMG that’s so cute! XDD Waiting for your review on this… contraption.

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    • 7/15/11 9:26 the Muse:

      lol tala ;-D coming soon!

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  • 7/15/11 8:30 JenJ:

    Teeee….love the reference. Da cllaaaawww!

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    • 7/15/11 9:26 the Muse:

      I love those little aliens jen ;D so cute!

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  • 7/15/11 8:51 Gemma:

    Ha ha these photos made my day x

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    • 7/15/11 9:25 the Muse:

      hehe gemma ;-D glad you laughed!

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  • 7/15/11 9:16 Maggie:

    Funniest post ever. And there have been some gut busting posts, but this made me squeal LOLz. Can’t wait to read the review too!

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    • 7/15/11 9:25 the Muse:

      hehe glad I made ya laugh maggie review upcoming!

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  • 7/15/11 10:07 Sarah S.:

    Oh Ma GAWD so cute!

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  • 7/15/11 10:38 frecklesspeckles:

    this is hilarious! :)

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  • 7/15/11 10:52 Telle:

    Oh no! Poor lil’ green guy!! LoL :)

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  • 7/15/11 11:00 Crissy K:

    Looool You are too funny! I love the last picture. I feel sorry for the smooshed little guy. Horray for bucket of aliens!

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    • 7/15/11 11:04 the Muse:

      hehe crissy ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 11:05 Becky:

    BAHAHAHA That just rocks. Love it!!

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    • 7/15/11 11:15 the Muse:

      :)!

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  • 7/15/11 11:20 Majick:

    Ok, thanks… I peed my pants. ROFPMPL
    You are priceless!

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    • 7/15/11 11:49 the Muse:

      hehe majick ;D *bows*

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  • 7/15/11 11:32 fishball:

    haha, since when did us (humans) have a reverse role with the aliens???

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    • 7/15/11 11:49 the Muse:

      I’m doing anal probes on them next fishball ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 11:55 kimkats:

    I now know that snorting coffee OUT your nose is not a pleasant experience, after having done so upon seeing this pic…. :P

    I knew that thing was really an instrument of torture – I just KNEW it! :D

    U funny girl!!

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  • 7/15/11 12:05 donna dell:

    hahahaha omg your hilarious.

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  • 7/15/11 12:07 tina:

    BEST. POST. EVER.

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  • 7/15/11 12:16 Laura:

    LOL! haha, LOVE IT!

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  • 7/15/11 12:20 Tina:

    Those aliens are so cute. Wouldn’t they be cute as a pencil topper?

    I’m interested to see how this lash curler performs. I’m just glad it’s a lash curler and not one of those contraptions OBGYN docs use to open your womenly bits up to see inside where it’s dark and scary.

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    • 7/15/11 13:04 the Muse:

      oo yes ;-D that would be awesome Tina ;-D LOLLLLLLLLLL omg bad mental image!

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  • 7/15/11 12:24 Christina:

    HAHA!! That is hilarious! The expression on the alien…

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    • 7/15/11 12:45 the Muse:

      hehe christina ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 12:50 the Muse:

    haha you guys are all cracking me up with how much you enjoyed these pics ;D!

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  • 7/15/11 12:58 Katie:

    Hahaha hilarious! I totally thought this when I saw this curler as well! I agree, best post ever! I’m really loving your blog! So glad I discovered it. :)

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    • 7/15/11 13:03 the Muse:

      aw cheers thanks Katie! ;-D How long are you a reader?

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  • 7/15/11 13:29 Sara:

    I followed this through the twatter link last night and totally laughed. I love it! I can’t wait for the review on these things either, they look too cool to suck!

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    • 7/15/11 13:31 the Muse:

      Sara are you channeling Jay…”Twatter?” LMAO Knee deep in Twatter are you?

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  • 7/15/11 13:58 Neeners:

    Omg how cute!! Thanks for the pictures. I can’t wait to read the review. Lol you just ooze cuteness!

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  • 7/15/11 15:35 JCz:

    Oh ha ha.The curler made that alien its b#tch!

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    • 7/18/11 9:31 the Muse:

      LOL jc! true dat!

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  • 7/15/11 16:34 Jo:

    Best. Post. Ever.
    Did you buy the aliens just for this post or did you happen to already have the amazing little things? Either way, absolutely brilliant. It’s this take on things that makes me read your blog ^o^

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    • 7/18/11 9:31 the Muse:

      aw jo cheers thanks hun! actually I have them hanging out all over my desk ;-D it just so happened that when the curler arrived I used them hehehe!

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  • 7/15/11 17:27 mon:

    Awww I loved that scene. This is just too cute :P

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    • 7/18/11 14:49 the Muse:

      thanks mon ;-D!

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  • 7/15/11 18:48 Christine:

    So this just might be my favorite post ever :D.

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    • 7/18/11 9:29 the Muse:

      ;-D christine!

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  • 7/15/11 19:33 Jennifer:

    haha this definitely made me laugh! love the little aliens

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  • 7/15/11 19:42 kharanya:

    LOLZ! So since the aliens got their butt probes, you’re going in from the brains eh? That eyelash curler looks freaky, I’ll stick with my Shu!

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  • 7/15/11 20:31 Linh:

    Awww! I love the Little Green Men!

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  • 7/15/11 20:52 Ryou:

    This is too freaking amazing for words. =’D

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  • 7/15/11 22:01 plue:

    oooh so funny! hillarious! :P

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    • 7/18/11 9:27 the Muse:

      aw glad I made you giggle little sis :D!

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  • 7/16/11 0:38 Eri:

    If you ever make a “best of the Muse”, this has got to top it!

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    • 7/18/11 9:26 the Muse:

      hehe eri :D!

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    • 7/18/11 10:50 Danielle:

      I agree!! TOO cute.

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  • 7/16/11 0:39 Colleen P.:

    Hahahaha so enjoyed this! Looking forward to your review as I’m very interested in this monstrosity (and am without eye curler).

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  • 7/17/11 12:45 Sara:

    :D Totally! I can’t bring myself to call it “twitter” to be serious about it. It’s too silly! So I call it twatter and tweets are twats. ;) I forget sometimes and call it “twatter” in front of people and they seem very….amused.

    I actually taught my grandmother “twat”! I tend to have colorful language, but that was one she didn’t know. She does now though. :o!

    Some conservative cafe around here dropped me for saying “fuck” once, now I’m waiting to see if anybody drops me for quoting “that gash isn’t gonna fuck itself, you know” the other day. No big deal, I don’t have much to twat about anyway. ;)

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  • 7/18/11 13:25 Janice:

    Ive been reading your blog for a few yrs now and I can honestly say this is my fav post! I loooove your sense of humor! ~hugs~

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    • 7/18/11 13:26 the Muse:

      aw shucks thanks Janice so glad you got a giggle out of it ;-D xoxox!

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  • 7/19/11 10:40 Adrienne:

    I can’t wait for your review. I still hate mine lol but maybe I’m doing something wrong. I really want to love it bc it’s so scary cool looking LOL!!

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    • 7/19/11 10:42 the Muse:

      adrienne about to review it now…it’s a big fail sadly! :-/

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      • 7/19/11 10:47 Adrienne:

        AWWWW!! I knew it wasn’t just me, I’ve been waiting for more reviews to be posted before I returned it to Sephora but alas if you can’t make it work then I’m screwed lol.

        The only way it kinda worked for me was by resting the top part against my eyelid and curling in an up motion but I always curl my lashes after doing my eye makeup and then I have to retouch all my makeup, too much work for an eyelash curler.

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        • 7/19/11 11:37 the Muse:

          adrienne I’m returning it. It’s hopeful. I think people will really love it or really hate it. Personally I can’t get a good curl out of it without poking an eye out. I keep grasping both my bottom and upper lashes…it’s an ouch experience every time I use it. I think the lack of bars make it difficult to guide it in the right place :( I’d rather just return it and stick with my old shu :-/ interesting design but in the end that’s about all it is, interesting and useless.

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          • 7/19/11 11:43 Adrienne:

            Exactly my sentiments. My Shu is still going strong but this concept looked so interesting. I found the lack of the sides made it harder to work with bc like you I had no way to guide it. I kept poking my eye too. It didn’t help that I kept hitting my contact lens either!! Thanks for the update :).

          • 7/19/11 11:47 the Muse:

            hey adrienne…same here. shu rocks no question. I kept hitting my eye too. the curler actually kept getting the curler lodged up under my eye lid somehow…lol! that metal piece just slides all over the place! it’s def going back. It has a five star rating on Sephora so I guess I’m doing something wrong!? but overall just seems very lethal….cool design but not a use friendly one.

  • 7/19/11 12:38 Adrienne:

    @ Muse: I know right!!! I posted a lengthy bad review at sephora ab all that (including that the bottom part moved side to side and was not at all even, I swear I crimped and pinched more than I curled, red swollen eyes are not a good look) last friday. I checked again today and it’s still not there and yet there is one from yesterday already posted!! I posted another bad one again today but personally I’m starting to wonder if Sephora intentionally removed my bad review to keep up hype for it? I don’t think Sephora would do that and I’ve always trusted their reviews…. Hopefully it was just a glitched bc I would hate for anyone to spend money on this junk.

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    • 7/19/11 13:03 the Muse:

      omg really adrienne!? that’s crazy! it’s all five star at the moment…..I see two raving reviews that’s it. WOW….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve always trusted them too! I guess we just don’t know how to use it as I already have a comment on my review saying it’s great and it’s from a regular reader…! But I def can’t get this one down…..the caged in bars are there for a reason hahaha…it’s so you don’t poke an eye out when using your curler!

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      • 7/19/11 13:10 Tammie:

        This is why I go to bloggers I trust and read their reviews and look at swatches :)

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        • 7/19/11 13:13 the Muse:

          <3 Tammie!

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        • 7/19/11 13:24 Adrienne:

          I do the exact same thing LOL!!! It’s such a shame though bc I’ve always loved reading Sephora reviews even though I don’t solely based my purchases on them. I depend heavily on bloggers and review sites.

          @ Muse: I agree. those “cages” are there for a reason lol! Major beauty fail.

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          • 7/19/11 13:44 the Muse:

            ha adrienne preach it sister ;-D love the funky look but no work-y=FAIL!

  • 9/17/11 14:09 Kate:

    hilarious! Once again, love your sense of humor. Also just watched Toy Story 3 last night. xD

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    • 9/19/11 16:25 the Muse:

      :-D Kate!

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