March 15, 2018

Tarte Mer-Makeup Vault Includes All The Mermaid Things

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I always thought of mermaids as being little magpies! Maybe because Ariel made it seem like mermaids were hoarding away every little sparkly trinket, shiny object, and massive statue that sunk to the bottom of the ocean while singing that song about having gadgets and gizmos a-plenty and not caring but she totally wanted more.

So, maybe magpie is too nice a description for mermaids! Maybe hoarder is the real definition here. Picture it, “On the next A&E Hoarders, we dive below the ocean depths and join mermaid, Ariel, in her watery home where she’s unable to swim, locate an exit, or even perform daily mermaid-y tasks anymore because she’s collected so much junk in the past several years it is impossible.

For the rest of the hoarders errr I mean magpie mermaids there’s the Tarte Mer-Makeup Vault that will set you back $165 and includes all the things from their latest mermaid collection launch for Spring 2018. Well, maybe not everything but close to it.

Packed up in a seashell-shaped box the set includes:

  • Minutes to Mermaid Brush Set
  • Be A Mermaid & Make Waves Eyeshadow Palette
  • Taretist Exposed Lip Paint
  • Taretist Holographic Lip Paint
  • Mermaid Glitter Gel
  • Lights, Camera Lashes Mascara
  • Mermaid Lash Curler
  • Mermaid Jewels
  • Mermaid Lashes
  • Mermaid Sea-quins

The Tarte Mer-Makeup Vault is available for a limited time at

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  • MJ

    I’m rolling. Mermaids = hoarders. Too funny I can relate, let’s be honest

  • Kish

    lol best thing I’ve read all day. I’ll be passing on this vault though. Can’t imagine showing up at the medical center with mermaid sequins on my face haha. I am looking forward to their new lip glosses though!

    • Isabella Muse

      I’ll have you know, I used to wear sequins like that at the corner of my eyes in my twenties lol! ;-D I had no sense obviously. ;-D

      • Kish

        You are adorable and probably looked cute with them on. Me, not so much haha.

        • Isabella Muse

          hardly lol! If I think back I prob looked like an idiot! ;D <3!

  • Melissa

    Love the case with the eyeshadows but I’m about to be over palettes. I’ve bought 4 palettes of other brands and I like maybe 1/2 the colors. Thought about the Ulta 4 where you put colors yourself but that’s pricey for Ulta. These mermaid tail brushes are cute too.

  • diane

    i can’t even explain how bad i want this vault! it’s beautiful!!!!!!!!!!! I’m definitely a magpie mermaid LOL

  • Paige

    Okay, Tarte, points for the “sea-quins” pun. It’s not enough to compel me to drop that much coin on this set, particularly for brushes you can’t fit in a brush cup (grrr….), or for the giant box that would end up in landfill, but points, nonetheless. I do love a good pun.