Truly Unicorn Fruit Eau de Parfum Reminds of That One Time When Unicorn Blood Was a Good Thing
Truly Unicorn Fruit Eau de Parfum launched today and it makes me want to be a pretty little pony again! Or maybe a mermaid….! Yeah, you know what, I want to be a mermaid. Seriously though, remember when Tarte ruined mermaids and unicorns for the WHOLE DAMN WORLD! I am being utterly serious that the damn unicorn and mermaid makeup trend made me legit hate both mystical creatures with a passion! This from a girl who watched Legend two thousand times and Splash about a thousand.
I can only admit this to you guys but I never pictured myself riding into the sunset with Tom Cruise on the back of a unicorn…it was more like I wanted to drink the blood of a unicorn with Tim Curry. He looked hot as in Legend. Whoa Zaddy! Let’s bath in unicorn blood together and stay forever young.
Truly has become the hottest brand on Tiktok. They really go hard over there with the advertisement. They shill that boobie polish potion stuff like it’s their job. Oh wait, it is their job. Sorry…I lost my train of though because of Tim Curry. By the way, has anyone actually tried their whole Boobie Skincare Collection? I mean here I am taking incredible care of my face, my under eyes, my neck…am I somehow missing out on some step in my skincare by not exfoliating and hydrating the girls with serum and moisturizer?!!??! Who even knew you had to serum up your breasts….! This is where I can make a REALLY inappropriate comment but I won’t. Sorry, I have no filter at all.
Anyway, since Truly’s currency of choice in the beauty world is body and bathing it was only a matter of time before they did a fragrance right?
Truly Unicorn Fruit Eau de Parfum is based off their Unicorn Fruit Skincare Collection and features the same notes as that line with a mix of acai berries, matcha, and rose. It’s supposed to be a sweet, fruity scent. Having none of the original unicorn collection I can’t share what it smells like but my inner 12 year old girl demands I buy a perfume that’s called Unicorn Fruit. You should too so I’m not alone.
Truly Unicorn Fruit Eau de Parfum is available now for $48.