August 17, 2021

Matthew McConaughey Doesn’t Wear Deodorant Here’s What He Smells Like

I’m a supporter of deodorant. I like it, I wear it, I think it’s cool.

But of course, I’m all about live and let live. If you don’t like it nor wear it I’m cool with that.

What you do what your life is your business likewise for what you do what your body, totally up to you! But this whole you don’t need to shower until the dirt shows and I don’t need deodorant movement is squeaking me out a little bit. Celebs are just really letting things run wild in these articles about how they don’t shower until the dirt shows up. I dunno whether to be impressed about their honesty or just left feeling like I wouldn’t want to sit in a confined space with them.

I kind of like showering and I also happen to like deodorant! And let’s not get into the discussion about how much I LOVE perfume! We all know that story don’t we? If you don’t like those things I totally respect you for it however, I do like a good shower followed up with deo before I put my clothes on. I’ve been known to face the fiery pits of Mordor for my deodorant of choice! That’s how much I love a good deodorant!

A few weeks ago I posted an article about what my online crush smells like all in good fun and its made me incredibly anxious to post anymore articles about what people smell like…! I don’t think it went over big. You know me, I can be a Miss Sassy Pants in my posts here and not everyone appreciates my weird sense o’ humor. Remember, I’m totally nobody! Hell, I did an entire post about being nobody! If I say something that hurts you, angers, or pisses you off I swear you can totally take it all with a grain of salt as I’m just not that person that’s out to hurt anyone’s feelings or be rude. Please by all means call me out if you see me behaving badly.

I’m going to try this again even though I said I would never discuss what people smell like in another post! I’m a glutton for punishment aren’t I? But I know we ALL WANT TO KNOW what Matthew McConaughey smells like don’t we? He admitted years ago that he doesn’t wear deodorant and I was like, Matt, baby, what are you doing over there in the hot Texas sun banging away on your bongos with no deo! Things must be a little ripe.

Your wish is my command.

Yvette Nicole Brown knows exactly what he smells like.

Drum roll please.

“He does not have an odor,” she said. “He smells like granola and good living. That’s all I can say. He has a sweet, sweet scent that is just him. It’s not musty or crazy.”

There you go.

Not sweat, not Axe Body Spray (I admit it, I thought he was hitting the Axe hard!), not like the interior of a Lincoln Aviator….the man smells like granola. You read it here first…

But you know that’s so broad! Is it a bag of KIND Vanilla Blueberry Clusters with Flax Seeds that Bobbi Brown would totally approve of? Is it Grainless Granola from Trader Joe’s? Yvette, you gotta give us more to work on here!

Well, use your imagination my friends and tomorrow morning when you open that bag of granola you plan on sprinkling on your Fage 0% take a long sniff and and picture Matthew McConaughey, shirtless, circa 1996 in A Time to Kill.

Ahhhh…

The good old days.

Happy sniffing friends!

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  • kjh

    Granola and good living ha ha ha! I read that one too and had similar reaction to yours. Whatta you bet he uses an unscented body wash and some eccentric molecules type thing, so he smells like himself amplified. He is a looker, regardless of his scent. A lot of this anti-wash is �.hogwash. Something else to amp your SM position. Proctor & Gamble aren�t hiring any of them as spokesmodels. Downvote.

    • Isabella Muse

      himself amplified! I die! LOL! exactly! He totally looks like an Eccentric Molecules kinda of dude! LMAO! Ha…nope, def not getting any Dove adverts from this Hollywood!

  • Tina

    Musey! I dmed you about your post on IG because we follow and crush on the same person! I loved that post! and I love this one!

    • Isabella Muse

      Hey again Tina! Yes! I remember! 🙂 You’re were so sweet on your dm with “Muse, can I talk to you about something personal?” LOL! I was like, whoa what does she want to talk about! And it was Armani post! Haha! Thank you so much Tina! Glad you enjoyed it and reached out to me to say so!

  • Chris

    I LOVE the what do people smell like posts! Please don’t stop doing them! They crack me up!

    • Isabella Muse

      Aw thanks Chris! I’ll think about it for sure in the future. Posting this today got me a little anxious to be honest but I’ll def keep in mind you enjoy them 🙂

  • Anna

    First off, your Better Than Sex Perfume post was a masterpiece! I laughed so hard! And I love these what do people smell like posts! I totally get the axe scent from Matthew too lmao!

    • Isabella Muse

      right? Mathew totally looks like an axe kind of dude! Ha that Better than Sex Perfume post confused some people glad you enjoyed the references and laughed!

  • Dee

    Don’t stop these posts! I read this yesterday and even tho he is dishy the thought of him or anyone not wearing deodorant creeps me out.

    • Isabella Muse

      I have to admit I’m partial to people that smell nice ;-D I mean, if someone doesn’t wear deo that’s their own choice! People gotta do what they think is best for themselves but I do like someone to smell good haha…

  • Glenda

    I think celebs can get away with the no deoderant/infrequent bathing because many live in California where it’s a lot drier than say the deep south; lower humidity = lower funk factor. My mother once told me that when we lived in Cali and my father came in from doing yardwork, he had a nice manly smell but after we moved to Florida, he stank.
    Matthew is in Austin and while the humidity isn’t quite as bad as the swampier states, the heat can be brutal. I once went to an evening concert in August at The Backyard (outdoor venue) and it was still in the 100s after the opening band. I guess that’s how Matthew gets that “glow”.
    BTW I think your posts are hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    I met Matthew a number of times. He might be a great guy, but he does have a noticeable odor! I don’t find it offensive, but it’s classic “underarm odor!”