Sydney Sweeney Is Selling You Her Bath Water Infused in a Bar of Soap
Listen, if we can watch Barry Keoghan sipping Jacob Elordi’s bathwater (and other un-mentiomable bodily fluids) we can totally buy Sydney Sweeney’s new Bathwater Bliss Soap. I don’t see the problem here. No but seriously, I am kind of sort of grossed out by that. Like, why? But dude, there’s a fetish for everything and I’m not going to yuck anyone’s yum. So, if washing yourself with a bar of soap infused with Sydney’s potential DNA (hey, her bathwater might have some flaky skin in there ya never know!) is your thing I’m not judging.
Apparently to create Bathwater Bliss Soap, Sydney took a dip in a bubble bath and Dr. Squatch packaged some the same suds from the ad they shot into a brand new product called Bathwater Bliss which is available for a limited time. It’s formulated with exfoliating sand, pink bark extract, Sydney’s bath water, and potentially her sweat, tears, pieces of skin, and other unmentionables (I dramatized the last part for effect).
I am curious how MUCH of her bathwater is in each bar. I assume it’s mere drop but question, is this hygienic? I mean, if I use it could I catch an STD or something? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. But it just seems a wild idea and trust me, over the years, we’ve all heard some really great Beauty Most Unusual stories haven’t we? We’re all old enough to remember when Lady Gaga told her perfume was going to smell like blood and semen and of course, we had Sarah Jessica Parker saying hers smelled like a sweaty man.
We’ve lived through all! Snail mucin, salmon semen, Marmite flavored Vaseline, it’s been a wild few years in beauty. I feel confident we can get through a bar of Sydney Sweeney’s bath water soap! But just saying, if I did have to choose, I would want a bar of soap infused with Max Kornthas bath water, that’s all of saying. Nothing more to see here. I mean, look at him, you’d totally buy a bar of soap with his bath water infused in it right?
Sydney Sweeney soap dropped yesterday but only 100 bars were made. Sorry, but she’s GONE gone. Maybe they’ll do another round or collaborate with someone else soon (Max, hint hint hint)! So, tell me, who’s bathwater do you want in your soap? LOL!