My Boyfriend Thought Washing His Hair With Irish Spring Was A Thing Until He Brought This Shampoo Home
I dunno what’s up with my boyfriend but he had a beautification day yesterday. I told him in the morning, “Listen, can you do me a favor and bring the dog to the groomer to get her nails clipped?” And he was like, “Oh yeah totally!”
A few hours later he texted me a pic of the dog with glittery pink nail polish. I mean, he did get her nails clipped but he also had them paint her nails. I don’t hate it but I also, don’t know what came over him that he was all, “Oh yeah, why don’t you paint the dog’s toe nails too while you’re at it?”
Now, he also happens to be Mr Universe. He eats well and he runs about 10,000 miles a day. We have a perfectly great pair of treadmills but even if it’s pouring rain or a blizzard out he’ll do his damn best to get outside at stupid o’ clock to run. I wave at him from the door as he leaves to run while munching on an English Muffin dripping with melted butter haha…! This also translates as he showers twice a day. Once after his workout and once at night. His idea of clean though is a bar of Irish Spring soap. He uses it to wash his hair, his body, his face…hell, I would place bets he’d use it to clean his teeth too if it tasted as good as it smelled.
But something odd happened yesterday…..!
