I could possibly have been the only person watching the Karate Kid in 1984 that wanted Daniel Larusso to get his ass kicked by the Cobra Kai kids. Unfortunately it didn’t happen but if you recall, at the end, the Cobra Kai Sensei was ready to whip them good for losing to Daniel-son. I was the kid that thought it might have made a cool doc-drama Lifetime Movie if they showed the lives and abuse of the Cobra Kai members. Like a behind the closed doors drama of the abuse they faced daily from their evil Sensei and this is in fact what led them to want to beat poor little Daniel-son into a pulp! Bullies have feelings and emotions too ya know! I mean in all seriousness if Daniel was a teenager in 2013 he could have charged those Cobra Kai members with bullying and possibly got them arrested. It sure would have saved his ribs and sweat.
Anyway, now I want to watch Karate Kid again…
And try out the new Lorac Cobra Mascara while I’m sitting in front of the TV.
Yeah, yeah you read that right…! Do your ahem unmentionables need a little freshening up? Apparently Poise thinks so! Because they have created something called Daily Freshness Panty Fresheners.
Ok, I admit it, I laughed.
I can’t say farts, feminine wash, or tampons without giggling like a teenage boy. It’s just my personality make up, I’m so sorry for my immaturity. I feel like I disappointed the sisterhood of the traveling pants for laughing my way around the word tampon….and feminine wash..or douche. Or worst yet, enema…seriously, too much hentai will stun your use of the word enema. Believe me I’m a walking case study! I dare you to watch Night Shift Nurses and NOT giggle over the word enema after.
Anyway…this isn’t about enemas or nasty little hentai indulgences. This is about deodorant for your underoos.
The Nordstrom Anniversary sale starts early for card members today! If you have a Nordstrom card you can head over to Nordstrom.com and log into your account to view all the gorgeous exclusive offerings today and that includes a slew of beauty exclusives!
If you’re not a card carrying member no worries! The sale starts July 19th and you can already pre-book your favorite items in store to be picked up on the day of the launch or the be shipped to you on that day!
Each year during the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale you get your choice of dozens of exclusive beauty products that are sometimes early Fall releases, super size items, or products that won’t be available anywhere else such as MAC and NARS Collections.
Today news of the MAC Illustrated Collection by Rebecca Moses hits the airwaves. This Nordstrom Exclusive Collection will be available during the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale that starts July 19th. If you’re a Fashion Rewards member you probably already have early access to purchase the collection online. You can start heading in store and pre-booking and it will be available for you to pick up on the day of the sale or your Nordstrom rep can ship it free to your home.