I Wouldn’t Suffer the Fiery Pits of Mordor, I Mean Walmart, for This Deodorant
I’d suffer the fiery pits of Mordor for Secret Va Va Vanilla Deodorant. I’m ever so slightly obsessed with vanilla anything. It’s a gourmand note I fondly favor and that isn’t limited to perfume! I’ll take it in my deodorant as well.
For whatever reason, they stash Va Va Vanilla away in the deep, dark, recesses of Walmart. It proves impossible to find anywhere else for some reason. I’ll hit up Target, CVS, Walgreens, you name it but I can never find Va Va Vanilla anywhere but at the evil empire aka Walmart.
But you know what I wouldn’t suffer the fiery pits of Mordor ahh I mean Walmart for?