A Near Death Experience with Dior Vanilla Diorama

Perfumes that simply don’t work or turn on your skin are well known as being “scrubbers” in the perfume community. It’s fairly common to hear people saying things like “Flower Bomb was a real scrubber for me!” It happens sometimes, doesn’t it? Especially if you blind buy a fragrance online!
For me, my last perfume scrubber was Dior Vanilla Diorama. I waited so patiently for the release of this scent in the US because I was convinced it was going to be some luscious vanilla. It launched in 2021 but Dior’s website didn’t get it for several months and finally around October or November it was available and it was an insta-buy for me. I really was going to wait as we had plans to go to Paris this Spring (now I’m being all anxious about the new variant) and I had visions of sniffing it and purchasing it while I was there. But I was impatient and grabbed it from Dior’s website. Thankfully someone was watching out for me that day though because instead of indulging in a 4.25 oz $260 bottle I conservatively purchased a 1.5 oz $110 bottle. And believe me, it was sort of hard going with that smaller bottle because I was convinced I was making a huge mistake by going small. As a massive Feve Delicieuse fan girl I was convinced that Vanilla Diorama was going to be just as delightful, just as exotic, just as delicious…
I mean, this is a fragrance that was paying homage to the Diorama Gourmand (apparently it was Christian’s fav dessert and exclusively his own created by Maxim’s). Surely that would mean it was an incredible gourmand right?
Not so much.






