Fortune Cookie Soap Man With a Box Moisturize Me Lotion Bar Review
Fortune Cookie Soap Man With a Box Moisturize Me Lotion Bar ($9.99) is a limited edition bar moisturizer that launched with the Fortune Cookie Soap Man with a Box Doctor Who Collection. Don’t panic! Fortune Cookie Soap will restock this collection on March 12th for those of you who sadly didn’t get a chance to haul it and that restock will also include the Moisturize Me Lotion Bar.
For Whovians, MOISTURIZE ME! brings to mind one character and one character only, Lady Casandra O’Brien as voiced by Zoë Wanamaker aka Ariadne Oliver for Poirot geeks like myself.
Lady Casandra leaves a lasting impression on the beauty girls and guys out there because she happens to be the poster child for reasons why you want to avoid plastic surgery. Her life span was extended by a series of plastic surgery operations until the point she became nothing but a piece of skin (with a snarky mouth and eyes) stretched onto a frame. She chronically had to be misted with moisture or risk drying out. Remember kids, don’t go crazy with the plastic surgery less you turn into Lady Casandra at some point.