Urban Decay Wet All Nighter Lubricant Must Be A Joke Right?
Urban Decay Wet All Nighter Lubricant has to be some sort of April Fool’s joke right? I mean, they’re trolling us early this year as the first isn’t until Saturday and Urban Decay aren’t really launching a lubricant. Are they? I mean, this marketing is really over the top, “ALL NIGHTER SQUIRT + PLAY LUBRICANT”. Naaa I refuse to believe this is a real thing. Although, Sephora and Ulta do carry vibrators now so…..
Update: This appears to be a joke! Do look at their IG post the comments are comedy gold! I’ll update you as soon as I can confirm!
Further update: I did a Tiktok about the launching and tagged Urban Decay and they slid in offering up a “confirmed”. This might just actually be real! Holy cow!
Final Update: April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But no, it can’t be. Can it? This has to be a joke. And if it’s not, well, Urban Decay is really reaching with this launch. Imagine they launch a vibrator too? I think I’d have to see myself out if that happens. Don’t get me wrong here. Sex is awesome, and sex is good, I’m not a prude about sex or sex toys but I’m not sure how I feel about makeup brands waking up and deciding “Hey, you know what we need to do? We need to launch a lubricant!” And I’m sort of questioning all the things after seeing the Instagram post of Urban Decay jerking off the bottle. Yeah, it’s true, go look!
That being said, maybe this is something else as it says sweatproof. Maybe that means it’s some sort of facial primer! It also promises 16 hours of “play” which honestly, could be translated as anything when you’re talking about makeup and sexy time am I right? I think it’s safe to say that Urban Decay Wet All Nighter Lubricant is an early April Fool’s Day joke. Let’s see if I’m right. Would you buy lubricant from Urban Decay if it is real?